Following on from the soldier being bum raped....

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Quote:



An aggravated rape during a visit to a sex club in Vesterbro in Copenhagen almost cost a 25-year-old man his life.

The incident took place March 1 at the sex club Body Bio. A sex club specifically for homosexuals.

On Tuesday, a 50-year-old man appeared in court and was charged with having subjected the 25-year-old to the violence. According to the indictment, the 50-year-old pushed his hand or arm up the victim's rectum, even though the injured opposed it and said stop several times.

The inceident has caused serious damage to the victim's rectum. He has since been repeatedly operated on for the injuries he sustained.







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[Berni]

I've often wondered what 'aggravated rape' meant. Now I know. Although I wish I didn't. :-(

[Classic Jorge]

[Rich]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I just don't get the mechanics.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

Any torn bumholes or badly-lacerated *****es? Even a snapped banjo or two?

[Berni]

[Pokster]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Pokster]

[Classic Jorge]

It's bad for business, as reg would say

[Berni]

Can be very bad that. Sometimes irreparable even.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

Were you left with an atrophied ***** afterwards?

Did it regain its former glory?

So many questions!

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Visiting a sex club clearly identifies him as a sex case. Allowing himself to be tied up in such an establishment clearly identifies him as a f**king idiot.

[Pokster]

as it happens, having 3 kids has almost done that

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

I don't think you can lay this one at the door of old Abraham.

[Pokster]

[Luis Anaconda]

Not mentioned in it. I assumed it was just rich taking a typically retarded leap of faith

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I did not mean that the way it sounds, poor BGM.

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[Berni]

[Luis Anaconda]

Though you did say religion

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

If you didn't want it, I mean. I'm not referring to one of your standrad Friday nights.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

When I was in Brussells I was invited to a "club" by a chap, as it was around the corner from my hotel I figured "hey, what's the harm? A few lines of powder off a cistern would be good for european integration".

Walked in, realised what the coup was and said to myself "They're sex people, Lynn!" fortunately it was a straight club.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

In fact I would insist he stops.

[Pokster]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

We need one of those 8 page recipes entitled, "16 ways with a sheep corpse."

[Classic Jorge]

Bhuddism and Hinduism dont really have a stance. Not sure about Daoism, mind.

I'm blaming Abe

[Berni]

No, some of the gay lads can play a bit rough from what a 'bear' acquaintance of mine told me. Mind you, some of what he told me was enough to put you off homosexuality for life :puke:

[Classic Jorge]

He's not playing, is he?

[Berni]

Of course, that will end in us simply throwing the horrid stuff away and getting a Chinky.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The 333 I seem to recall.

How on earth the f**ker took “club for deviants” from “anywhere that will still serve us” is beyond me. How he must have laughed as he pulled off.

One drink we lasted. Chaps with leads around their neck etc.

[Berni]

And while the Romans and Greek people certainly liked a bit of boy love, there wasn't much about it in their religion. Certainly not enough to say that the Gods were in favour.

No, the poor old pooves are ill-served by the religious imo.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Perhaps not.

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Classic Jorge]

:hehe: Just imagining my dad as a Hindu chap is funny enough

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

The prices in that place shouldve put you off

[Berni]

Piere Koffman's stuffed pigs' trotters with morels
Originally served at La Tante Claire
Serves 4

4 pigs' back trotters
100g carrots, diced
100g onions, diced
150ml dry white wine
1 tbs port
150ml veal stock
225g veal sweetbreads, blanched and chopped
75g butter, plus a knob for the sauce
20 dried morels, soaked until soft, and drained
1 small onion, finely chopped
1 chicken breast, skinned and diced
1 egg white
200ml double cream
knob of butter, to serve
salt and freshly ground pepper

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Considering how I had managed to find a late night drinking den I was probably stood back exuding cool.

Went to a place about 100 yards away, "normal" as in Shoreditch normal.

[Classic Jorge]

That is until I went upstairs to try and find an unoccupied bog.

That was, in retrospect, a mistake

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

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[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

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[Luis Anaconda]

Actually that might be too realistic

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

It was normal and served beer.

The previous place was borderline hilarious apart from the fact that the five of us were off our heads and as a result afraid to leave the spot we were stood in for fear of somebody speaking to us.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

:-(

[Berni]

I really don't know what these chaps have against just sticking it in and moving it about a bit, tbh. I can't see what you get out of complicating it like that :shakehead:

[Berni]

Your chap just ended up giving us what was essentially a flap of skin. :-(

[Classic Jorge]

We've got a natural inclination to turn it all into an episode of Top Gear.

"If these genital cuff were a band, they'd be..." you know the sort of thing.

[Berni]

Your poor wife. :-(

[Classic Jorge]

Imagine the egging on, the sexual banter if you will, if it were two blokes involved?

Frankly I'm amazed that people dont die more often

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

There was one dude leading another dude around with a lead.

Another was crawling along the bar on all 4s but not just in a normal drunken stupor manner, attempting to be feline I suppose. Obviously in leather/rubber, as were the lead dudes.

Another thing was head to toe in bandages but cleverly had eyes cut out and the overall look finished off with NH glasses.

The others were far from normal either but less weird.

Then there was the 5 Irish lads, one or two in Munster jerseys as we had gone to London for the Heineken Cup final weekend but Munster had actually forgotten to get to the final so we just had a jolly (was going to say bender there but thought better).

A lot of drink and chemicals were taken, a very rum mix given the circumstances.

[Luis Anaconda]

Pedro from Dubai, the Bulgarian Migrant Hunter and Jeremy Clarkson :hehe:


Still a less obnoxious trio then Clarkson, May and Hammond though

[Classic Jorge]

I think it could herald the start of a glasnost, for want of a better term

[Berni]

clubs from chaps who aren't gay. I shudder to think how bad it would get if the individuals involved actually fancied each other. :-(

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Some of the boys were from Tipperary, I am surprised in hindsight they did not kill the freaks.

I was the sophisticated urbane among us.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Given the chance I think I'd probably chose gayness, purely from a technical perspective.

Sadly I like the boobies and the fannies too much. It's a curse, really.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]