View Full Version : Speaking of cats - My girlfriend and I want to get a pair. I've tried searching on Gumtree and it
seems that all kittens get snapped up before I get there. What's the trick, AWIMB?
Also - which breed do I want? I want it to be quite big, be short haired etc.
Billy Goat Sverige
03-11-2016, 11:58 AM
Classic Jorge
03-11-2016, 12:02 PM
Billy Goat Sverige
03-11-2016, 12:02 PM
http://www.pets4homes.co.uk/responsive_browse_pets.php?page= 3&advert_type=1&pettype=Cats&petbreed=Savannah (http://www.pets4homes.co.uk/responsive_browse_pets.php?page=3&advert_type=1&pettype=Cats&petbreed=Savannah)
The next cat i'll get will be a Siberian Neva Masquerade :love:
Classic Jorge
03-11-2016, 12:04 PM
Does it do anything special? Is it a trained silver service waiter, perhaps?
Luis Anaconda
03-11-2016, 12:11 PM
Which might be handy if you have a piano to move
Classic Jorge
03-11-2016, 12:16 PM
Opinon seems divided as to whether he's a Maine Coon, a Norwegian Forest Cat or a Scottish Wildcat but there's certainly something of that in him.
Billy Goat Sverige
03-11-2016, 12:22 PM
looking at it.
Classic Jorge
03-11-2016, 12:24 PM
But reading up about those breeds he shares loads of traits, the doglike behaviour, the vociferousness, the hunting.
scratchy, flea-ridden, dead bird bringing, allergy-inducing ****ehawks, imo
Plus it limits holiday opportunities etc.
Cats are cool, anyway.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
03-11-2016, 12:56 PM
Horrible *******s.
I don't in any way condone cruelty to animals but if I did they would be number 1 on the list.
71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
03-11-2016, 01:01 PM
until you put shotgun pellets up their arses :-)
Classic Jorge
03-11-2016, 01:03 PM
They **** in my neighbour's garden.
See, dogs wouldnt do that, they'd just **** wherever because they're happy to be there and even happier to be able to ****.
Cats are shrewd, dogs are just irritatingly needy
Red N White Army
03-11-2016, 01:10 PM
And f**ked if I'm getting a pedigree non-moulting cat
71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
03-11-2016, 01:10 PM
Classic Jorge
03-11-2016, 01:16 PM
It's been nigh on eight years since council gev us all posh ****ters, lad
Luis Anaconda
03-11-2016, 01:17 PM
Cats turned round as said "f**k you, G. We do what we want anyway, you beard-weirdo"
WD Cats
Ashberto
03-11-2016, 01:31 PM
Luis Anaconda
03-11-2016, 01:37 PM
Ashberto
03-11-2016, 02:13 PM
https://www.elastic.co/assets/blt82df9feb94893ef5/monty-python-tiger-africa.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLdk2C25Z14
Mc Gooner
03-11-2016, 06:55 PM
grow a pair :petridish:
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