Speaking of cats - My girlfriend and I want to get a pair. I've tried searching on Gumtree and it

[Rich]

seems that all kittens get snapped up before I get there. What's the trick, AWIMB?

Also - which breed do I want? I want it to be quite big, be short haired etc.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Rich]

kitten.

[Classic Jorge]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

http://www.pets4homes.co.uk/responsive_browse_pets.php?page= 3&advert_type=1&pettype=Cats&petbreed=Savannah (http://www.pets4homes.co.uk/responsive_browse_pets.php?page=3&advert_type=1&pettype=Cats&petbreed=Savannah)

The next cat i'll get will be a Siberian Neva Masquerade :love:

[Classic Jorge]

Does it do anything special? Is it a trained silver service waiter, perhaps?

[Luis Anaconda]

Which might be handy if you have a piano to move

[Rich]

[Classic Jorge]

Opinon seems divided as to whether he's a Maine Coon, a Norwegian Forest Cat or a Scottish Wildcat but there's certainly something of that in him.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

looking at it.

[Classic Jorge]

But reading up about those breeds he shares loads of traits, the doglike behaviour, the vociferousness, the hunting.

[IUFG]

scratchy, flea-ridden, dead bird bringing, allergy-inducing ****ehawks, imo

[Rich]

Plus it limits holiday opportunities etc.

Cats are cool, anyway.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Horrible *******s.

I don't in any way condone cruelty to animals but if I did they would be number 1 on the list.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

until you put shotgun pellets up their arses :-)

[Classic Jorge]

They **** in my neighbour's garden.

See, dogs wouldnt do that, they'd just **** wherever because they're happy to be there and even happier to be able to ****.

Cats are shrewd, dogs are just irritatingly needy

[Red N White Army]

And f**ked if I'm getting a pedigree non-moulting cat

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Classic Jorge]

It's been nigh on eight years since council gev us all posh ****ters, lad

[Luis Anaconda]

Cats turned round as said "f**k you, G. We do what we want anyway, you beard-weirdo"


WD Cats

['Neg]

[Rich]

[Ashberto]

[Luis Anaconda]

['Neg]

['Neg]

[Rich]

['Neg]

['Neg]

[Ashberto]

https://www.elastic.co/assets/blt82df9feb94893ef5/monty-python-tiger-africa.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLdk2C25Z14

[Mc Gooner]

grow a pair :petridish: