Oh, FFS! I've just found out that, in the awards we're running, our judges appear to have chosen a

[Berni]

corpse to be the winner of our 'young whatever of the year' award.

He was dead before they entered him (as it were), which surely must disqualify him? I'm currently scouring the rules to see if there's anything that precludes the f**king deceased from winning this award that's designed to encourage and nurture exciting young talent in the industry. So far no luck.

This promises to be a farce. :banghead:

[Classic Jorge]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/28d07313b625cc9b0305b9c72159432f/tumblr_mtvalxb3a41rcoly3o1_500.gif

[2 Strikers?]

like the 50k a week Diaby trousered for so long

[Berni]

we contact the entrants.

I'll just get my f**king Ouija board out, shall I, you stupid c**t? (is what I had to stop myself writing back).

[Classic Jorge]

presumably you can at least write something back hinting at the folly of attempting to engage a corpse in correspondence, let alone attempting to exhume them for the ceremony.

[PSRB]

kill 2 birds with one stone.....as it were