View Full Version : Found out I’m having a daughter this morning
Monty91
03-10-2016, 12:02 PM
Doe this mean I have to give up the casual misogyny? :-(
7evens
03-10-2016, 12:04 PM
Always nice to have one of each ..
Classic Jorge
03-10-2016, 12:08 PM
Also, it'll mean you'll be able to enjoy Louis CK on a whole new level.
To quote the man "You never look at a vagina in quite the same way once you scraped **** out of one"
Monty91
03-10-2016, 12:10 PM
but now I'm conflictd :-(
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but I'll deal with that then
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
03-10-2016, 12:11 PM
Mind you, I will wager you are one of those Grade A saps who will have a car sticker declaring Little Princess on board or something equally as f**king stupid.
p.s. ‘Congratulations’ is the general accepted comment in these circumstances though god knows why.
Classic Jorge
03-10-2016, 12:12 PM
Though I'm not sure the "Real men have girls" line is that appropriate in a post Yewtree landscape
redgunamo
03-10-2016, 12:13 PM
in so many ways.
Herbette Chapman - aged 15
03-10-2016, 12:15 PM
even trying but whom you will love as deeply and unconditionally as only a father can love a daughter. (That's if you don't start noncing her :-) )
Congrats M
Classic Jorge
03-10-2016, 12:15 PM
My worst nightmare will doubtlessly happen when some little **** turns up on my doorstep with the same glint in his eye that I had at his age. :furious:
I've already got a knife out in the garden getting good and rusty for this though.
Herbette Chapman - aged 15
03-10-2016, 12:23 PM
Classic Jorge
03-10-2016, 12:24 PM
Or are we actively trying to make Monty explode?
Herbette Chapman - aged 15
03-10-2016, 12:29 PM
of portals; Dante's Inferno. He may still think the call to abandon all hope was a jest.
Luis Anaconda
03-10-2016, 12:31 PM
She'll be wearing uggs and deepthroating a frappucino in no time.
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