Found out I’m having a daughter this morning

[Monty91]

Doe this mean I have to give up the casual misogyny? :-(

[7evens]

Always nice to have one of each ..

[Classic Jorge]

Also, it'll mean you'll be able to enjoy Louis CK on a whole new level.

To quote the man "You never look at a vagina in quite the same way once you scraped **** out of one"

[Monty91]

but now I'm conflictd :-(

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[PSRB]

but I'll deal with that then

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Mind you, I will wager you are one of those Grade A saps who will have a car sticker declaring Little Princess on board or something equally as f**king stupid.

p.s. ‘Congratulations’ is the general accepted comment in these circumstances though god knows why.

[Classic Jorge]

Though I'm not sure the "Real men have girls" line is that appropriate in a post Yewtree landscape

[redgunamo]

in so many ways.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

even trying but whom you will love as deeply and unconditionally as only a father can love a daughter. (That's if you don't start noncing her :-) )

Congrats M

[Classic Jorge]

My worst nightmare will doubtlessly happen when some little **** turns up on my doorstep with the same glint in his eye that I had at his age. :furious:

I've already got a knife out in the garden getting good and rusty for this though.

[PSRB]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Classic Jorge]

Or are we actively trying to make Monty explode?

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

of portals; Dante's Inferno. He may still think the call to abandon all hope was a jest.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Jake]

She'll be wearing uggs and deepthroating a frappucino in no time.