Hats off to our fans tonight it'll be pwoper parky up Norf

[Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel]

:snow: Icy f**king blast at the back door cleaning my hiking boots just now.

Wave if you're off to a nice warm pub to watch the match :wave:
:guinness: :lager:

[Berni]

[Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel]

a broom to sweep her up first dear boy :illwatson:

[Monty91]

assumption that you aren’t bringing them back to yours, by my reckoning you must be on the road at least three or four times a week.

I simply don’t see where you're finding the time or the energy. And you’re only working from one ball, too.

[Berni]

Not your mum, though. She always gets my special attention. Insists on it, in fact, the dirty auld mare.

[Berni]

[Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel]

10 years ago and 20 for the old man. Spooky thing was they died in the same week 10 years apart.

The following year two uncles died in the same week. Grim Reaper on zero hours or something?

I very nearly thought of becoming an undertaker, that would be fun at parties after shaking hands with someone - and what do you do? Had my finger up a stiff not 5 minutes ago :hehe:



How time flies