f**king hell, I've just found a dead ringer for Lembit Opik on Twitter

[Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel]

Spooky

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000609665854/2fa5 856672e1d118f94a60bd6bb745db.jpeg (https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000609665854/2fa5856672e1d118f94a60bd6bb745db.jpeg)
https://twitter.com/AndyAUCD

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIc0ZqbXAAEsZzf.jpg:large

[Classic Jorge]

/touchmybum

[Monty91]

[Monty91]

I tell you what Clive, I bet that Romanian filth-bag had an arse like a sink plunger.

[Classic Jorge]

You just know they broke up over persistent requests for a twin based threesome.

Twins really hate that, I can tell you.

[Berni]

With her sister, I mean. Not with Sian Lloyd.

[Berni]

You have to admire the sheer arrogance of any man prepared not only to request that his partner lets someone else into their lovemaking, but requesting that they commit incest at the same time. :hehe:

[Classic Jorge]

Then, when at a party I drunkenly felt a girl up who I thought was my girlfriend and turned out to be her twin, **** really hit the fan.

I particularly liked the "couldnt you tell us apart?" line. You are twins.

[Monty91]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/29/article-1203073-05BA5A75000005DC-441_468x683.jpg

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01161/lembit-main_1161696a.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

It's enough to make you vote Lib Dem

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

After all, the odds are that if one sister fancies you, the other will, surely? That's genetics.

Anyway, identical twins freak me the f**k out. They should be strangled at birth for being spooky.

[Monty91]

[Berni]

in question would have to be taking an awful lot on trust there, wouldn't she?

[Monty91]

With leeeetle beeeeet beeelief, I could have nailed chicks like that :-(

[Berni]

Swings and roundabouts, innit.