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Berni
03-08-2016, 11:49 AM
to admit that there were moments when I was looking through the report of the trial where I sniggered a bit - particularly the transcript of his 999 call.

Does this make me a bad person? :-

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/may/06/libyan-soldie rs-training-near-cambridge-raped-man-court-told (http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/may/06/libyan-soldiers-training-near-cambridge-raped-man-court-told)

redgunamo
03-08-2016, 11:52 AM
It's just not the same, is it.

Berni
03-08-2016, 11:55 AM
:hehe: :hide:

Monty91
03-08-2016, 12:05 PM
give myself another hernia.

Will return to it when I’ve composed myself.

Classic Jorge
03-08-2016, 12:05 PM
Well obviously it is a bit.

He really let himself down there though, you would at least put up a bit of a fight.

Berni
03-08-2016, 12:08 PM
to be honest.

Berni
03-08-2016, 12:10 PM
Quote:



Farmer told the jury they might consider the call “very significant in the context of it being claimed he had consented cheerfully, voluntarily to having intercourse in his anus with two strangers”





Crying with laughter. I'm going to hell.

Classic Jorge
03-08-2016, 12:11 PM
Like a pair of rapey Gepettos in the whale.

Monty91
03-08-2016, 12:11 PM

Berni
03-08-2016, 12:12 PM

Classic Jorge
03-08-2016, 12:13 PM

Berni
03-08-2016, 12:14 PM
intercourse in his anus'? :hehe:

If I'd been on the jury, I'd almost certainly have ended up in contempt of court for laughing.

Berni
03-08-2016, 12:17 PM

Classic Jorge
03-08-2016, 12:19 PM
It takes no small linguistic skill to make bumrape amusing

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
03-08-2016, 12:23 PM
But I did watch the appropriately named Happy Valley on the BBC last week when charges of rape were read out to a man who I assume Jorge knows and I did think it was very bizarrely worded, but in a fashion very similar to here.

Perhaps in these modern times what with bum rape and mouth rape among other options the Barrister dude needs to be 100% precise else some other barrister dude will pull him up and the whole thing dismissed.

Berni
03-08-2016, 12:25 PM
what it says on the tin. Unless he meant they were having a chat with his arsehole, of course.

Berni
03-08-2016, 12:26 PM

Rich
03-08-2016, 01:28 PM
someone f**k in your anus must be a very traumatic experience.

This, I imagine, remains the case until they are a few beers deep, at which point a few japes will begin to creep in. Add a few bottles of wine into the mix and I can imagine that there will be no limits on what's OK to say and what's not.

PSRB
03-08-2016, 01:38 PM

Berni
03-08-2016, 02:06 PM
of thing.