A sharp reminder for us all that ‘your mum’ jokes can sometimes lead to tragedy

[Monty91]

A passage read to court said: "[The accused] said something like your mum's fat, then Bailey lashed out at him.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shet land-35686449 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-35686449)

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Your 'go-to' implement for calming down enraged tube nutters.

[IUFG]

is deviant behaviour in its own right.

it can lead to all manner of ****storms.

[Berni]

biscuit ploy fails.

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

[IUFG]

[Classic Jorge]

[redgunamo]

I never offer them to strange dogs though, only my own. They're quite sensitive on this point.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

IUFG is onto him, he knows what to look for given his skills in dealing with people.

It is some sort of code. Linked to kids, kids like biscuits.

Carrying biscuits around with you is simply not normal and surely deserving of a register of it’s very own.

[IUFG]

the dirty, dirty *******.

[Classic Jorge]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBQtbe_WsAAhvVa.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

[redgunamo]

Well, not very often anyway.

[Classic Jorge]

Probably, I dont know, that's how you people work though, isnt it?

[Berni]

Or was that a weird dream I had?

[redgunamo]

instruction. It's *******s though and only works on ignorance, inexperience, gullibility and stupidity. Often insanity too.