We're not on the telly tonight, are we?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Please say we're not :-(

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

because that was great on Sunday

[IUFG]

http://liveonsat.com/los_soc_br_eng_ALL.php

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

And then just gave Willy Caballero the trophy as he'd not one won yet and has an amusing name.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

#grassroots

#f**kingfreezing

[Berni]

[barrybueno]

Not quite sure how a win in a meaningless league game constitues revenge over losing a cup final but there you go.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

as my PE teacher used to say :-(

[Berni]

[Rich]

Afterwards, before our shower, we would all stand in a circle and he'd give us stretches to do as he oversaw proceedings :-(

[Berni]

[Rich]

pre run on a couple of occasions.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

I mean, what's in it for them apart from the prepubescents

[Jake]

She was about 45.

V rank seens, imo.

[Berni]

the pederasts had slightly fewer opportunities to get you.

We had one maths teacher who - with the parents' permission - took a chap in our year on a 'boating holiday' for a week, during which he presumably reduced his ringpiece to something resembling a tattered rag. When they came back, they were essentially conducting a relationship pretty openly.

Funny old thing, school.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

away with one of the girls in year 11 in the changing rooms.

[Berni]

[Rich]

prepare us a round of sandwiches to take with us. We'd land on some obscure grass strip in the middle of nowhere and they would be consumed.

I should also point out that at the age of approximately 50, he still lived with 'mother'.

[Berni]

become pilots.

[Classic Jorge]

I mean, what other options does a state like this have to meet young boys?

https://vice-images.vice.com/images/articles/meta/2015/02/03/stereotypical-*****phile-look-189-1422979071.jpg?resize=*:*&output-quality=75

[barrybueno]

*Apart from getting caught.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He once showed me his leg. Also his *****. And his collection of specialist magazines.

Anyway, the point is, he's now a senior KLM skipper, so he can't have been such a bad sort.

[Classic Jorge]

He's off on a technicality, isnt he? Well off jail, I mean. He's not getting another job.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

RIPRM, obvs

http://community.giffgaff.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/21462i499E008BA8EA0DB0/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&px=-1

[Luis Anaconda]

Richie: Nothing to do with me.
Eddie: It's got "Richard Richard" written on it.
Richie: Ah. Er...
Eddie: [reads] "Leotard"?
Richie: Well, er, Eddie, none of us are getting any younger. I just pop along every Wednesday afternoon and firm up.
Eddie: What, you stand at the back of a room full of girls jiggling their bottoms up and down and "firm up"?

[Ashberto]

up in his aeroplane to see the hills from above. We politely declined his generous offer. He was quite clearly a serial killer.

[Berni]

fly a plane, to be honest.

[Ashberto]

He was offended by our trusting our compass rather than his elite ex-military skillz, I think. He said "there's iron in these hills" while trying to persuade us that north was south.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

A pilot can always tell you which way lies north; we develop an inbuilt compass.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[barrybueno]

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