What time would you like the Swansea sticky to go up?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm not around on Saturday so someone else will have to do the Spurs one.

[Rich]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Ribbons of yellow ochre filth hanging from your arse is no joke, I can tell you.

[Berni]

https://www.gutsense.org/constipation/img/BSF-with-highlight.gif

And, this colour?

http://pimg.tradeindia.com/00349212/b/3/Yellow-Ochre-Yellow-Oxide.jpg

[Rich]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Shall I send you a photograph?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There has been some vomiting, I'm not going to lie.

Have Asian bivalves finally given me hepatatis, r?

[Berni]

[IUFG]

if so, seek a REAL f**king doctor.

[Berni]

[Rich]

It might go on for around a week in total. You need to be sure to drink plenty of fluids and avoid fruit juice.

The 'ribbon like' part is a bit more concerning. I'm not sure exactly what you mean but if you're saying that your stools are in one piece and very long, you should go to see your GP (if it doesn't clear up after a week or so). They may have to arrange for you to have a colonoscopy.

[redgunamo]

[IUFG]

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

It sounds to me like he's ****ting his own bowel linings out. Is that a thing? If so I reckon that's definitely happening.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Thank you doctor.

[IUFG]

http://www.advancecork.com/gifs/champagne-cork.jpg

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[IUFG]

[Berni]

straight at someone? Well imagine that multiplied by five and - rather than Champagne - being followed by a gallon of viscous yellow fecal matter.

[Berni]

[IUFG]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Standing might be my only option.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[IUFG]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

A couple of largeish lobsters to follow, I should say.

[barrybueno]

Easy home win.

[IUFG]

funny how these things work themselves out.

so to speak.

[Berni]

You could get stills made and have them hung all over the house.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You're obsessed, man!

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

It's only Swansea, at home.

2-0 canter*

*struggle

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

and the editor, director and make-up lady?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He has a sort of roving brief, wandering around the lobby ensuring everything is just so. And just so it is.

We were there for 9 nights, w. 9 nights! The bill, oh f**k my old boots, the bill :-(

[Ashberto]

according to ACLF.

[IUFG]

http://www.oddschecker.com/football/english/premier-league/a rsenal-v-swansea/winner (http://www.oddschecker.com/football/english/premier-league/arsenal-v-swansea/winner)

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Decent read usually.

I know we are not playing well but the time has come really, snap out of it and show our class or give the season up and I suppose ask some hard questions.

[Classic Jorge]

[barrybueno]

f**king pub bore... :shakehead:

[Classic Jorge]

Barry Bleach

http://www.ff.e-mansion.com/~phobos/FASTSHOW/Simonday/billy.jpg

[Ashberto]

St Totteringham's day cancelled. Somehow, though, Spurs always spursed it up, while we doggedly went on a good run. Not sure we can be so sure that it will happen again, but it wouldn't surprise me if it did. If not it could be the end for the old man.

Must-win game tonight. There are only so many last-chance saloons.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Quite simply because they have a very good team and what looks like a very good manager.

[barrybueno]

[Berni]