Jesus, we have snowflakes the size of pound coins falling here

[Classic Jorge]

I think I'm going to have to leave the Jag stranded in the snow and saddle up the Tauntaun when I go and pick the kid up from school

[Billy Goat Sverige]

We don't usually get that type of snow flake, ours are petite.

[spurmodd]

[Classic Jorge]

Your lot would be find, you'd slap a snow chain on the tyres and not flyd out about the whole business. Our chronically underfunded and still-pretty-****-when-decently-funded infrastructure cant cope with this sort of stuff.

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

Sell the poncey Jag, buy a decent SUV, imo. Job done.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You live up norf mate. If you drove a 4x4 like any sensible human being north of Watford you wouldn't need snow chains.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You can see our confusion here.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

Chronically underfunded infrastructure ****ers will be chronically underfunded infrastructure ****ers :shrug:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

f**k knows what's going on. All I understand so far is that you're snowed in because George Osborne.

[Rich]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Brentwood]

http://bilde.dinside.no/nokian+piggdekk+f%E5r+fortsette+p%E5+n%E5de+.jpg?o =5191916&w=940&h=0&ee=1414765070

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

Sort of, by which I mean you all piss on the same lump of rotting fish which you then bury and start a fire on top of.

Or something.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They do in Germany. Nanny State fascist *******s.

[Berni]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

changing time.

[Rich]

[Brentwood]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Brentwood]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It was awfully good fun.

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

[Brentwood]

It's brilliant fun

[Berni]

asked nicely?

Oh, and based on his symptoms, would you recommend Sir C be hospitalised?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

hungover when they put me in a sleigh pulled by reindeer, who farted and blew drops of liquid ****e into my face throughout the journey.

There was a lot of vodka on that trip, I believe.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Mind you, reindeer ****e is just vegetable matter. It's the chaps who drive teams of huskies you need to feel sorry for. Why do you think they cover their mouths and nose? It's not just to prevent frostbite.

[Berni]

[Ashberto]

They must work for free.

[Berni]

art/whatever.

Now the world is asking them to put their lack of money where their mouths are.

[Classic Jorge]

I assumed that's why LA was so popular

[redgunamo]

if their "work" affords them the luxury to do so.

I don't get to play with my hounds "for free", after all. They want board and lodgings and a' that.

[Ashberto]

Then one day, when it’s too late, they will wake up and realise that they will never be behind the wheel of an large automobile, or own a beautiful house, or have an expensive wife. And they will ask themselves … My God! What have I done?

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

Obviously if you're Led Zepellin or Justin Bieber you can probably negotiate a bit more than that.

[Ashberto]

[redgunamo]

Essentially pointless, expensive, time consuming life-passions; check.

[Ashberto]

Or for a few dozen people for an hour or so. Tally ho!

[redgunamo]

Millenia even. After all, ancient wall paintings and tapestries depicted hunting scenes, not rock concerts or even football matches.

Should Mesut Oezil make millions of pounds a year as well? No, wait :homer:

[barrybueno]

Actually it's f**king miserable tbh but no snow thank f**k.

I hope it never f**king snows again, c**t ****ty stuff*


*When I'm retired I want it to snow every day :cloud9: