Having moved out of London, it no longer affects me, but it strikes me that the choice for London

[Berni]

Mayor will be between a muslim socialist and that dreadful tree-hugger Goldsmith. So which way are you sophisticated Lunnon-types going to go, hmmm?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

I know everyone left of Mosely is basically a Trot to you but he's really not.

Anyway, they'll pick Goldsmith as he's posh

[Ashberto]

the NSC and the Joint Chiefs of Staff run the show.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I think we have one in Dublin, just not sure who.

The last one I recall was an ex-IRA man who got involved at the time of the Garth Brooks concert and asked the Mexican ambassador to mediate.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

And see C's response?

[Berni]

This Khan fellow, I mean. Not Sir C.

[Classic Jorge]

You've as much chance of Gideon admitting he's f**ked the economy up