So FIFA's going to reform itself, apparently?

[Berni]

Oh, well I'm sure they'll all do a tremendous job and there'll be no need for anyone else to look into their goings on. I'm sure the acting president who's previously been censured for corruption can be trusted to handle things in the proper manner.

The only person who objected to the package from the floor was the Palestinian representative, who delights in the name Gonzalo Boye.

1/ Who knew FIFA included a Palestinian representative?
2/ What kind of name is Gonzalo Boye for a Palestinian?

[redgunamo]

Why has it turned on FIFA like that?

[Classic Jorge]

[eastgermanautos]

When people get uppity.

[Ashberto]

And it will always be funny.

[7evens]

They don't ask for them back when they go over the wall.. b'dum tish

[Classic Jorge]

Because I am such a massive, right on arsehole I dont even laugh at it any more. I just laugh at the people laughing at it.

We also, briefly, called our band Tokyo Sex Whale but I cant remember whether that was before or after Gavrilo Princip's Erotic Revue and GOLF SALE.