That'll be the Ox done for this season

[In Arsene we rust]

“We lost Oxlade-Chamberlain and it is quite serious. It will keep him out for a few weeks," said Wenger.

He adds that could mean "two or three weeks" or perhaps "six or seven" depending on the verdict of a specialist.

I think we all know how that translates!

[Classic Jorge]

Also, we need to make sure that - even though it was an impact injury - we make out that he's somehow injury prone rather than unlucky.

[In Arsene we rust]

[Red N White Army]

I know it's tricky, but of course he was going to say he was OK - he wanted to make amends. Clear it was a bad one straightaway though.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

:-)