Dorset predictions for this week

[Dorset Gooner]

We will beat Barcelona tomorrow, take the 4/1 or so on offer.
We won't beat manu as we will go into that game with all the plaudits going straight to the players head, as always, but at least the girls get to see Chambos six pack.

[Jake]

[Berni]

I actually resent the fixture for existing at all.

[Classic Jorge]

Now watch as Sir C logs in from half a world away on a 56k Aol modem and posts a c**ting sticky.

[Billy Goat Sverige]