As I am getting old now I was looking to scale down my workload. How about opening a record shop?

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Sitting around all day, listening to music, drinking coffee/Tea/Beer, teaching spotty kids not to ask for Bieber or Little its (whatever they are called.

Selling a few records to geeks or internet sales.

I think I could handle that

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

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[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[In Arsene we rust]

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[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Not that dynamic but it is alliterative and geographically accurate.

I envisage running it like Small Wonder records was run, by a grumpy old git who abused anybody who did not share his taste in records.

He also run his own record label which had The Cure, Cockney Rejects and the Crass on it at some points.

I think I will leave that bit

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Actual vinyl, which I presume would be your prime stock?

:nono:

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

it is making a storming comeback and you can still by second hand job lots dirt cheap.

In reality I am just getting old and looking for an easy life, selling stuff may be a bonus really

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

and as the Mrs does not want to retire to Thailand I may begin to run a mail order next to my day job for a couple of years. Get it up and running before settling into premises.

I am seriously looking at trying to actually enjoy most of my life as I go senile

[Luis Anaconda]

Wibble

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

I can afford to retire in 5 years and not make any money

As my own boss I can close up and go to matches, holidays etc.

I can wear a Kaftan

[Luis Anaconda]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/4f/4a/09/4f4a090e2116d22fefe99517713679ff.jpg

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

this will not be an issue I am certain

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2ETPZgApwE

[redgunamo]