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Berni
02-15-2016, 03:39 PM
They're saying she 'felt compelled' to give him a blowjob and was wearing her school uniform in the interviews with the police (which I imagine will play well with the jury :hehe: ).

He is very much going to jail. :nod:

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/feb/15/adam-johnson- met-teenage-girl-for-kiss-and-more-court-told (http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/feb/15/adam-johnson-met-teenage-girl-for-kiss-and-more-court-told)

Witharby 2-3 weeks
02-15-2016, 03:42 PM
Unlike her it appears

Jake
02-15-2016, 03:43 PM

Berni
02-15-2016, 03:46 PM
Nobody 'idolises' Sunderland players, surely?

Monty91
02-15-2016, 03:47 PM
it took him quite a while to do that."

Monty91
02-15-2016, 03:48 PM

Berni
02-15-2016, 03:48 PM
tricky like removing her bra.

redgunamo
02-15-2016, 03:49 PM

Berni
02-15-2016, 03:50 PM
What was his name?

Monty91
02-15-2016, 03:52 PM
the same mechanism.

I think there were a couple of times that the bra-removal went on longer than the sex.

Note the past-tense :-(

Luis Anaconda
02-15-2016, 03:53 PM

Red N White Army
02-15-2016, 03:57 PM

Luis Anaconda
02-15-2016, 03:59 PM

Witharby 2-3 weeks
02-15-2016, 04:01 PM
May as well, he can add it to the list

Berni
02-15-2016, 04:01 PM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
02-15-2016, 04:04 PM
No jury needed.

Witharby 2-3 weeks
02-15-2016, 04:07 PM

Berni
02-15-2016, 04:10 PM
Evil cow let me fumble around in confused bewilderment for the best part of five minutes before telling me. :hehe:

Luis Anaconda
02-15-2016, 04:11 PM
Stamford Bridge - two their "legends" came round at the end, him and Jason Cundy. He was a right miserable c**t - really didn't want to be in box full of journalists. Cundy on the other hand was very pleasant

redgunamo
02-15-2016, 04:11 PM
It's just a foreign version of Joseph. Like Pep or Sepp.

Luis Anaconda
02-15-2016, 04:12 PM

redgunamo
02-15-2016, 04:14 PM

Monty91
02-15-2016, 04:15 PM
Agnes :-|

redgunamo
02-15-2016, 04:15 PM

redgunamo
02-15-2016, 04:19 PM

PSRB
02-15-2016, 04:21 PM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
02-15-2016, 04:21 PM
Stretching the whole Legends thing a little eh?

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
02-15-2016, 04:22 PM

Luis Anaconda
02-15-2016, 04:24 PM
Be like us having someone like Steve Morrow as a legend

Berni
02-15-2016, 04:29 PM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
02-15-2016, 04:32 PM
Thus paving the way for me to get my hole off a horrendously fat bird up the Stroud Green Road.

Legend in my eyes for sure.

Luis Anaconda
02-15-2016, 04:33 PM
Morrow does actually work at the club

http://www.arsenal.com/academy/coaching-staff/steve-morrow

Berni
02-15-2016, 04:34 PM
And I speak as someone who knows the pain of a slightly vaginal surname.

Berni
02-15-2016, 04:35 PM

Witharby 2-3 weeks
02-15-2016, 04:37 PM
I presume that almost reflects his real personality

Luis Anaconda
02-15-2016, 04:38 PM
He also had testicular cancer. Have you ever by any chance scored a wonder goal against Ipswich as well

Monty91
02-15-2016, 04:39 PM

Berni
02-15-2016, 04:43 PM
There's more of us one-*******ed chaps about than you think. There's one at my cricket club. I suggested to him that we should all have some sort of secret signal or a club tie or something.

Mind you, that would mean letting Nigel Farage in and he strikes me as a dullard. He'd be blackballed - which would be doubly ironic in his case.

DG (socialist surrender monkey)
02-15-2016, 05:15 PM