So; an evening sans the glw. I have cooking chorizo, I have eggs, I have potatoes, onions etc.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There could be huevos rotos.

There could be rosti with chorizo.

There could be a kebab...

:kebab:

Any advice?

[Luis Anaconda]

Peterborough v West Brom live on BBC One from 19:30 GMT

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Plus, who gives a **** who wins?

[Berni]

You will, however, order a large, mixed special kebab.

[Berni]

That is the only good thing I have to say about Peterborough.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Tomorrow I shall mortify the flesh.

[Luis Anaconda]

Drink a fine ale and watch the world go by *




*ogle barmaid's tits if she is fit

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

This poor behaviour involved, on several occasions, a hidden dog and rabbit, and large quantities of proscribed narcotics :-(

[Monty91]

Even gave me a portion to take for lunch today. Imagine my disappointment when I got stuck into it this arvo to find all rice but no fish :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Just rice is a little dull.

[Luis Anaconda]

almost walked out halfway through such arses they were. Attempted to bully us, which was rather silly. Was delighted when they got into such trouble a while back

[Monty91]

How badly do you suggest I beat her when I get home?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

of how much she despises you, m :-(

[Berni]

animal lusts and - by keeping his protein intake down, she will not have to deal with his foul, smoked fish and boiled egg-reeking attentions?

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

No man would seek to debase a woman in such a condition, surely? :yikes:

Apart from anything else, one wouldn't wish to end up with twins, for all love.

[Berni]

Gosh, how crude of me. I can only apologise.

[Monty91]

Everyone knows you stick it in their arse when they're pregnant :rolleyes:

[Berni]

It does bring another meaning to the phrase 'wetting the baby's head', though.

[Monty91]

I’m kind of disappointed I didn’t take a photo of what was certainly one of the most transgressive situations I’ve been in.

Since that trip to Brazil, anyway.

[Berni]

People who use the lavatory without locking the door are weird. I even lock the door when I'm alone in the house. :-(

[Monty91]

As you will know if you’ve ever looked after a toddler, shutting yourself in a locked room may be the desirable option but is rarely a viable one

[Berni]

You don't have to have an eye on them every minute, you know?

[Monty91]

He’s in a bed now.

If I locked the door, he would sit outside crying inconsolably until I opened it. Far from conducive to a leisurely dump.

It would probably make it difficult to go at all :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Monty91]

:-|

Anyway, I'll be free when I'm 50. And that's worked out well for you so far, hasn't it?

[Berni]

something until you're finished?

[Berni]

I mean you love 'em and everything, but 'emotionally enriching' is a load of old cock

[Monty91]

They are quite cute to look at. Shame about their underdeveloped brains.

Much like your mum, in fact.

[Berni]

You've gone soft, lad. That's what my mum tells me, anyway.

[Classic Jorge]

Yes, I know "shut it, you vulgar commie"

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm going to sit on the sofa wearing only my underpants, watch West Brom v Peterborough and eat a mixed kebab.

How did it come to this? :-(

[Ashberto]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

You can also have a go on my playstation.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

That would be ace.

[Classic Jorge]