Whilst I'm no way defending Adam Johnson, this does appear to have a touch of the Graham Rix

[PSRB]

conviction about it

I fully expect Liverpool to appeal their draw at the weekend

[Berni]

underage and went for it anyway. :judge:

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

She didnt look very underage.

Still, nonce :judge:

[PSRB]

well actually, it is a little bit of a defence, just not in court

[Luis Anaconda]

Still better than Hoddle though

[PSRB]

his daughter, turns out she was 15. Both of us thought she was mid twenties and would never have questioned her age

[PSRB]

and his defence was the bouncers should have id'd her

[Classic Jorge]

Smooth

[Berni]

younger than us. Everyone between 16 and 25 just comes into the 'young' category.

[Luis Anaconda]