I have a few days of leisure this week before my new gig.

[Pat Vegas]

What shall I do with the time?

[pjlincs]

[Pat Vegas]

But I will use one day to assist my families slow painful moving home.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Pat Vegas]

make some sort of experimental lunch.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You are a decent man, my 11 toed chum.

[Classic Jorge]

Like your mum

[Pat Vegas]

I'd fill up the screen wash but it doesn't need doing. Maybe take it to the car wash place.

Maybe I'll apply that shiny stuff for the tyres. :shrug:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Get yourself a bucket of warm water, some car shampoo, and a sponge.

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

Maybe I shouldn't have picked white.

[Berni]

So I shan't be doing that again. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Give it a good coat of Turtke Wax and the rain will just bead off.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I like my cars to look spangly because I think they look nice.

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

[Monty91]

[Monty91]

and the next day none of them observed the minute’s silence. This made me sad :-(

Oh and that fat c**t Danny Kelly walked in and told me I had to sit somewhere else coz I was using his desk.

[Berni]

I thought to myself 'She deserves better'

But it was really cold, so I quickly f**ked the idea of cleaning it out the window.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

So I shan't be doing that again.

[PSRB]

spent the day in the pub instead

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Your car will, of course.

My cars keep me safe because they know I love them.

[Pat Vegas]

Turn on the telly? 9/11 is happening in New York.
I knew this day would come.

[Monty91]

Why?

[Berni]

I raised my eyebrows, probably said 'wow' or '****' or something and went back to practise with my 4 iron.

[Pat Vegas]

However I do not regret it as not being able to get on a train to visit X means my life took this current form.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I have chaps who do that sort of thing for me.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You could have popped in for tea.

[Berni]

They gave me a load of stuff to put on my car when I bought it. It remains unopened. I've no idea what one is supposed to do with it anyway.

[Classic Jorge]

http://i.imgur.com/FoG3scq.gif

[Ashberto]

hire some Albanian chaps to do it for you. They do this stuff all day. They must be good at it.

[Monty91]

I have chaps who do mine too. They work in the Homebase car park in North Finchley.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Berni]

thought it served the Americans right for funding the IRA for all those years.

He had a point, of course, but it was slightly shortsighted.

[PSRB]

[Pokster]

but black is the easiest to match the colour

[Pat Vegas]

[Pat Vegas]

as I had bought some McDonalds and he was disgusted I would eat this IRA funding ****. :-(

I just wanted a cheeseburger.

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

and I would have nothing to watch in the evening on 9/11. 7/7 was a bit different as I ended up working on different parts of the paper filling in for people who hadn't made it in. Remember thinking the arts pages weren't going to be particularly well-read the next day

[Pat Vegas]

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Hulk+hogan+9+11+figured+it+s+9+11+and+i+thought+st arting_14c818_4087340.jpg

[Snin]

stuck at the airport ..Me, J Tezza, F****, Jodie, Sinc's ..top bantz it was

Lovely chaps

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment /frank-lampard-mls-move-marred-by-re-telling-of-911-mocking- in-new-york-newspaper-9620838.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/frank-lampard-mls-move-marred-by-re-telling-of-911-mocking-in-new-york-newspaper-9620838.html)

[Classic Jorge]

Has he offended the chinese, I wonder?

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

Like a racist Alan Wicker constantly talking about himself in the third person.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

You know he refers to himself by his nomme de guerre.

I expect when he's feeling particularly puffed up he calls himself "Jay Tee colon Captain, Leader, Legend"