View Full Version : Has anybody found the sweet Asian lady they were meant to be with yet? By clicking on the awimb ads?
Pat Vegas
02-04-2016, 02:37 PM
most of you may have been unaware that you were meant to be with this person.
71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
02-04-2016, 02:41 PM
watching Arsenal.
Mo Britain less Europe
02-04-2016, 02:42 PM
pjlincs
02-04-2016, 02:42 PM
Dunelm rugs, Yale doors and a Myleene Klass floral print 50s dress for GBP82.
Pat Vegas
02-04-2016, 02:42 PM
Classic Jorge
02-04-2016, 02:43 PM
Hopefully she's firmly against anal sex as well and Cilla can buy another hat.
Ashberto
02-04-2016, 02:43 PM
in the rather fetching little outfit. Though I only see them on my office PC which doesn't have *******. Quite often, they are the only thing on the screen due to AWIMBs quirkiness, which isn't really ideal at work tbh.
71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
02-04-2016, 02:44 PM
Mo Britain less Europe
02-04-2016, 02:44 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-04-2016, 02:45 PM
Pat Vegas
02-04-2016, 02:45 PM
Classic Jorge
02-04-2016, 02:46 PM
The prostate really is a wonderful thing
Berni
02-04-2016, 02:47 PM
Pat Vegas
02-04-2016, 02:49 PM
Mo Britain less Europe
02-04-2016, 02:49 PM
foisting kids onto the social services.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-04-2016, 02:50 PM
http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/5762860-3x2-940x627.jpg
Pat Vegas
02-04-2016, 02:51 PM
Classic Jorge
02-04-2016, 02:52 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-04-2016, 02:53 PM
Berni
02-04-2016, 02:53 PM
Pat Vegas
02-04-2016, 02:55 PM
I reckon he had the odd go.
Pat Vegas
02-04-2016, 02:58 PM
'my wife is a bit of as stunner'
Really?
Yes my friend and yours
yes she is like a young Samantha Fox my friend.
Mo Britain less Europe
02-04-2016, 03:00 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-04-2016, 03:00 PM
'Emily'. She was about 20 years old, spoke broad cockney and sported a peaches and cream complexion and a hijab.
It gave me pause to wonder, for a moment, quite what might have moved this young lady to head down the path of Allan at this point in history. Odd.
(Of course she may not have been a convert; she may have come from that long-established and well known feature of south east London, the white indigenous Muslim. Yes.)
Berni
02-04-2016, 03:02 PM
fact that you've ended up with an absolute beast, don't you?
But they never mention that in the Guardian articles about it, do they?
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-04-2016, 03:02 PM
https://yalesustainablefoodproject.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/donkey.jpg
Pat Vegas
02-04-2016, 03:02 PM
Classic Jorge
02-04-2016, 03:02 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-04-2016, 03:04 PM
else. I bought ingredients for two dinners. For two people. 44 quid. 44 quid! I used to get a week's shopping for 44 quid.
Berni
02-04-2016, 03:04 PM
her was if she converted. :shrug:
Young girls do some very silly things.
Pat Vegas
02-04-2016, 03:05 PM
I call them Pepsi and Shirlie :driving:
Pat Vegas
02-04-2016, 03:07 PM
spent over 100 quid. :-(
though some of that was the impulse fryer purchase.
Mo Britain less Europe
02-04-2016, 03:08 PM
Berni
02-04-2016, 03:09 PM
my hair or any part of me other than my face. Why must I wear the niqab also?"
"Don't question me, wife! Just put it on!"
https://mas-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/profiles/c90cfa55-e755-464a-911e-6eb31e2ce66e_1.jpg
Berni
02-04-2016, 03:10 PM
Ashberto
02-04-2016, 03:14 PM
http://www.thegrocer.co.uk/Pictures/web/k/o/w/Iceland-store-fron_420.jpg
Pat Vegas
02-04-2016, 03:16 PM
Pat Vegas
02-04-2016, 03:16 PM
Pat Vegas
02-04-2016, 03:20 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-04-2016, 03:36 PM
I did have the remains of the fish pie for my lunch, though, so that's 44 pounds for 5 meals, which is 9 pounds per meal, so that's not too bad, I suppose.
Ashberto
02-04-2016, 03:41 PM
Bergkamp's Brain
02-04-2016, 10:57 PM
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