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Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-04-2016, 08:58 AM
They're stealing the 'i' from 'oignon' and dropping accents circonflexe all over the shop.

This, after the Krauts dropped the scharfes s :cry:

Berni
02-04-2016, 09:23 AM
to the consequences and just started speaking English like good chaps.

Luis Anaconda
02-04-2016, 09:24 AM
Maybe I am just being a bit Strasse (imagine awimb wasn't **** I could spell the with the proper letter)

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-04-2016, 09:27 AM
It's going to get ugly, isn't it? :-(

Luis Anaconda
02-04-2016, 09:29 AM
I shall be going straight home after work - by which I mean lunchtime

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
02-04-2016, 09:32 AM
I am Mr Boss ITK.

They played "The River" this morning. Now although I am familiar with the song it may well be the very first time I have heard it in it's entirety. It is not actually the worst song ever.

redgunamo
02-04-2016, 09:33 AM
which should reduce the number of victims significantly.

He's going as Jimi Hendrix this year.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-04-2016, 09:34 AM
I am glad that the experience was less traumatic for you than usual, sw.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-04-2016, 09:35 AM

Luis Anaconda
02-04-2016, 09:36 AM

Berni
02-04-2016, 09:37 AM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
02-04-2016, 09:40 AM
My contact is with the family of the Irish promoter.

However safe to say he will be in your neck of the woods, venue unknown given that your city has many more suitable venues.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-04-2016, 09:42 AM
These days I begin to bawl the moment he walks out on stage and sob uncontrollably until the end of the final encore, then leave feeling much refreshed.

redgunamo
02-04-2016, 09:43 AM
A Flying V, as it happens.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-04-2016, 09:45 AM
mastered the beast. :-(

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
02-04-2016, 09:46 AM
Did you not end up terribly dehydrated.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-04-2016, 09:48 AM
It can still be a close-run thing, mind.

Classic Jorge
02-04-2016, 09:50 AM
They call it "Legos".

wd the exchange student S

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-04-2016, 09:51 AM
They're f**king mental.

Berni
02-04-2016, 09:51 AM
Are you essentially pissing out of your eyes is what I mean?

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-04-2016, 09:54 AM
be confined to a somewhat less public forum. A chap has his dignity to consider, after all.

Berni
02-04-2016, 09:54 AM
When you order a 'fillet' of something in the States, they think you're terribly unsophisticated as they for some reason think it should be pronounced as in the French 'fill-ey'. That's fine, but it always strikes me as odd that they should choose French pronunciations when their spellings have done everything they can to remove French influnces. 'Theater', indeed!

Luis Anaconda
02-04-2016, 09:56 AM
It shouldn't, it really shouldn't but ffs America - sort it out

IUFG
02-04-2016, 09:57 AM

Classic Jorge
02-04-2016, 09:57 AM
http://assets.bizjournals.com/triangle/Chick-Fil-A*750.jpg

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
02-04-2016, 09:57 AM
If you lie I will know.

Does the 3+ hours not become a little bit tedious?? I have attended many gigs in my time and think I would genuinely struggle with that duration for any act unless of course it was the great man who kindly divided his time equally between his 3 musical eras*.

I say that with all due respect to the PWM.

IUFG
02-04-2016, 09:58 AM

Classic Jorge
02-04-2016, 09:59 AM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-04-2016, 10:01 AM
end. These days I can honestly say that each new song is so uplifting that one's energy levels are constantly being raised.

He did a solo acoustic set at The Albert Hall about 10 years ago, and without the power and swagger of the band there were moments which dragged in that.

redgunamo
02-04-2016, 10:01 AM
Maybe she still is, for all I know.

Berni
02-04-2016, 10:02 AM
Why are there gherkins on a chicken sandwich?

Berni
02-04-2016, 10:03 AM

Classic Jorge
02-04-2016, 10:03 AM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-04-2016, 10:05 AM
You'd have to be clinically dead not to.

Classic Jorge
02-04-2016, 10:07 AM
Though I have to say I really, really loved Bruce's We Didnt Start The Fire.

Berni
02-04-2016, 10:11 AM
of wine in the song. Cheapskate.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-04-2016, 10:12 AM
But however many times you do it, it still isn't funny.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
02-04-2016, 10:16 AM
PW also did solo acoustic sets at RAH among other venues. One of the nights I attended at said venue was possibly my favourite ever concert.

To be fair I was very very stoned and it may simply have been the fact I was sitting down.

Berni
02-04-2016, 10:18 AM

Classic Jorge
02-04-2016, 10:20 AM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-04-2016, 10:21 AM
f**king weirdo.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-04-2016, 10:22 AM
Those ceiling mushrooms are crazy, man.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-04-2016, 10:23 AM

Classic Jorge
02-04-2016, 10:25 AM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
02-04-2016, 10:30 AM
My shame now of course but at the time I was hugely offended.

House of Love gig, late 80s. I was caught by security and marched out.

:-(

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-04-2016, 10:33 AM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
02-04-2016, 10:43 AM
Now in defence of the security man I would imagine the choice of confiscation v premature exit may have been offered, I honestly cannot recall that detail. In such circumstances I would have chosen to leave.

Worse was the bouncers who confiscated and then f**ked you out. Camden Palace were particularly bad *******s for this.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-04-2016, 10:44 AM
Or a chillum, perhaps.

redgunamo
02-04-2016, 11:51 AM