I've just eaten an entire Tesco Continental selection of cured meats and it's not even 11.30.

[Berni]

I now only have an apple and two tangerines to last me until dinner.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

A toasted ham and egg sandwich?

[Classic Jorge]

[7evens]

[Berni]

Could you not make egg mayonnaise and have it in a sarnie? Is the bread that old?

[Dutch Gooner]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

That's not a shocking plan.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

and the messiness of the sandwich.

[7evens]

Live to 100 on gruel and water.. Die in your 70's on great food and wine with a reasonable level of mobility ?

[Pat Vegas]

They also use loads of butter and eat loads of carbs. But seem to live long. They all seem to smoke too.

So what's the secret. Sunshine olives and having affairs?

[Dutch Gooner]

in the fridge

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Indeed, I think immobility is considered de rigeur (or possibly de rigor - Haha!) when dead.

[7evens]

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

quantities of duck and goose fat. They even fry chips in it, the mad *******s.

[7evens]

[Classic Jorge]

[IUFG]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/tWtLcz30LZm3YTk5VfZ 307/is-olive-oil-really-good-for-me (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/tWtLcz30LZm3YTk5VfZ307/is-olive-oil-really-good-for-me)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[7evens]

Eat tonnes of them. :eat:

[Berni]

[IUFG]

this one is easy enough to quaff

http://www.filippoberio.co.uk/wp-content/themes/filippoberio/images/products/product-images/mild-and-light-olive-oil-500.png

[redgunamo]