Theo Walcott - discuss.

[Jake]

[Pat Vegas]

[Rich]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Rather too many tattoos, of course, but such is the way of fashion.

Overall, 8/10.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Classic Jorge]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

He either plays up front or not at all. I read on twitter he completed 2 out of 3 passes in 34 minutes. So outside of those two efforts on goal he was pretty much a passenger for the last third of the game.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I wouldn't countenance sex crimes with any boy older than 18. Youth is all in these matter.

I have standards, for God's sake!

[Dutch Gooner]

will sort him out

[Classic Jorge]

[Brentwood]

[7evens]

He doesn't. At over 100k a week there's probably better out there.

Time to get rid.

[Ashberto]

Been a while since the last good patch though.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

A simple yet accurate analysis.

Next?

[7evens]

[In Arsene we rust]

Typifies Arsenal this season

['Neg]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

[In Arsene we rust]

Being Wenger's love child means this won't possibly happen though.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Jake]

[7evens]

[Pat Vegas]