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Tai Lopez
02-02-2016, 02:28 PM
Firstly, I am saddened by this. I really wanted Modd to be real, I wanted there to be an Arsenal fan out there like this. I even sat on the train to Wembley a couple of weeks ago and looked at Arsenal fans around me and tried to imagine of them might have been Modd, especially with some of the nonsense they talked.

The easy way to show yourself that Berni is Modd is by simply checking through post history. They both normally post with amazing regularity, Berni more so Monday to Friday and Modd more so on Weekends and evenings. But still, he happily posts as both most of the time.

- When Modd came out of his recent exile, Berni was the first person to welcome him back.
- Take a look at Friday 14th March, Monday 17th March, 27th Feb and 22nd Jan. Neither really posted, maybe the odd post but not like their normal daily contributions. Too much of a coincidence for them both to be busy at work or even off work for the day on each of those occasions. Are their diaries amazingly similar?
- Take a look at the 7th November last year when Berni had to spend the day in court sorting out stuff for his daughter, amazingly Modd must have been in court that day as well as he couldn't post either.
- Then take a look further back, to the end of 2012 when Berni had his self imposed exile due to his relationship break down at home, he wasn't around for a couple of months. Guess what? Neither was Modd, he had a self imposed exile from the board as well!!
- We have all seen and know that Modd is supported by a mod who has invisible online status. Guess who Berni's best mate is? That's right Sir C.
- Modd has spent time posting on other message boards. Now if you have been here long enough, you may remember Berni and Stoner writing to each other, telling each other they had PM's etc on the most randomist of alternative message boards the internet has to offer. That's right, Berni knows he can use the rest of the internet to further his online experience on Awimb.

There are many more examples of proof but I think that is enough for now. I am concerned for Berni though. He has been through a tough time and he has created such a massive character in Modd that it would just be impossible for him to give up and kill him off overnight. What else is he going to do with the time he currently commits to Modd? So unfortunately I expect this to carry on for quite some time yet. But hopefully now we all know and can react correctly to what is the most elaborate of wind ups, he will soon get bored and slowly let him drift away and fill his life with other things.

Oh and one last thing, Magic Merse. Yes, that's right - Sir C.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
02-02-2016, 02:34 PM
And why were you going to Wembley?

Tai Lopez
02-02-2016, 02:38 PM

Classic Jorge
02-02-2016, 02:38 PM

Tai Lopez
02-02-2016, 02:40 PM
Even if my posts regarding it keep getting deleted!

IUFG
02-02-2016, 02:40 PM

Rich
02-02-2016, 02:44 PM
If other people wish to do that sort of thing, who are we to interfere. So long as it's not hurting anyone or causing distress, let them be imo.

We know that modd isn't real - but I don't really think we care too much about who he is behind the scenes. Live and let live.

Tai Lopez
02-02-2016, 02:45 PM

Bergkamp's Brain
02-02-2016, 02:45 PM

Jake
02-02-2016, 02:45 PM
https://sgmsummers.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/05131.jpg

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
02-02-2016, 02:46 PM
I am not sure if I like you or hate you Mr Removal.

Ashberto
02-02-2016, 02:48 PM
You have merely conjectured it. Logic FAIL imo.

Classic Jorge
02-02-2016, 02:48 PM

Peter
02-02-2016, 02:50 PM
In may or august

Ashberto
02-02-2016, 02:50 PM
As you were etc.

Pat Vegas
02-02-2016, 02:51 PM

Tai Lopez
02-02-2016, 02:53 PM

Jake
02-02-2016, 02:53 PM

Tai Lopez
02-02-2016, 02:54 PM

Pat Vegas
02-02-2016, 02:56 PM

Ashberto
02-02-2016, 02:59 PM
of being a specific DL even when it is not them.

I believe this particular anagram of MM used to post as rodd. I always assumed that was you. Forgive me if I am wrong but see above. ;-) Anyway, Rave Slum Removal and Pat Vegas are posting at the same time so that prooves it. According to RSR's logic.

Pat Vegas
02-02-2016, 03:03 PM

Billy Goat Sverige
02-02-2016, 03:05 PM
http://i.imgur.com/o8wotmm.jpg

Pat Vegas
02-02-2016, 03:06 PM

Ashberto
02-02-2016, 03:12 PM
http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&th=539655 &mid=3678874&rid=2804&S=b3337c7fa16c861e5512188a 63877921&rev=&reveal= (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&th=539655&mid=3678874&rid=2804&S=b3337c7fa16c861e5512188a63877921&rev=&reveal=)

http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&th=539650 &mid=3678730&rid=2804&S=b3337c7fa16c861e5512188a 63877921&rev=&reveal= (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&th=539650&mid=3678730&rid=2804&S=b3337c7fa16c861e5512188a63877921&rev=&reveal=)

Quite the versatile character, really. Maybe it's sodd, come back to haunt us.

Jake
02-02-2016, 03:13 PM

Classic Jorge
02-02-2016, 03:16 PM

Berni
02-02-2016, 03:18 PM
serious psychological episode. :-(

Get a grip, mm.

Pat Vegas
02-02-2016, 03:19 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-02-2016, 03:20 PM

Pat Vegas
02-02-2016, 03:22 PM

Classic Jorge
02-02-2016, 03:24 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-02-2016, 03:25 PM
The poor lad's depressed as it is. There's no need to upset him further.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-02-2016, 03:26 PM
I think I might have 'washed' it with conditioner this morning. It feels all greasy and matted :-(

Pat Vegas
02-02-2016, 03:26 PM

Berni
02-02-2016, 03:27 PM

Pat Vegas
02-02-2016, 03:28 PM

Pat Vegas
02-02-2016, 03:29 PM

Classic Jorge
02-02-2016, 03:31 PM

Berni
02-02-2016, 03:32 PM

Classic Jorge
02-02-2016, 03:37 PM
Literally the pinacle of oversharing

Rich
02-02-2016, 03:53 PM

Pat Vegas
02-02-2016, 04:08 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-02-2016, 04:09 PM

Pat Vegas
02-02-2016, 04:10 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-02-2016, 04:12 PM
I need Alka Seltzer and I need it bad.