I'm in an Eastbourne chippy.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I drove past 3 which had people in, and then found this one which is empty.

The lad on the fryer doesn't speak English and is watching Russian TV at high volume.

I'm not going to enjoy this, ami I?

['Neg]

T R U F F L E

[Dorset Gooner]

['Neg]

[Classic Jorge]

Then he found it poking out of his arse

['Neg]

[Classic Jorge]

['Neg]

:driving:

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

You big f**king Dutch food ponce.

[Jake]