So, back to Eastbourne tomorrow, for a meeting finishing at 12.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I still hanker after a luncheon of fish and chips, by the sea, in a steamy restaurant - possibly accompanied by a cup of tea. Last week, however, I bottled it due to the clientele being old and common.

How can I achieve my culimary goal without being mocked? I assume one doesn't book in advance in these places - but when I enter, should I sit myself, or will there be a maitre d' to assist me?

[Berni]

...'Gashi Fish and Chips'? :hehe:

http://www.gashifishandchips.co.uk

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I want to be served by an old lady in an apron.

[Berni]

http://odysseyfishonline.com

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I want fish and chips, b!

I'm going to end up with a Ginsters pie out of that petrol station again.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

'Addock, if I were up norf.

I want bread and butter. I wouldn't even mind a wally on the side. But I don't want any fancy guff, nor any foreign muck.

Gashi my arse.

[Berni]

https://www.google.co.uk/search?client=safari&rls=en&amp ;q=best+chip+shops+in+eastbourne&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&a mp;gfe_rd=cr&ei=jIevVub9CfTS8AfYxI7gCw (https://www.google.co.uk/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=best+chip+shops+in+eastbourne&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&gfe_rd=cr&ei=jIevVub9CfTS8AfYxI7gCw)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[redgunamo]

Or :rubchin:

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm quite nervous me. I MUST have the courage to walk in and demand food.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

do. You will blend in perfectly.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]