I purchased a deep fat fryer on a whim.

[Pat Vegas]

excellent machine.

Apart from doing chicken and chips what else can I deep fry?

Maybe a trip to Glasgow to find out will be worthwhile.

[Classic Jorge]

Thought it was bit harsh, battering a lad for going about his monkish duties.

Battering yeah? Battering?!

[Bergkamp's Brain]

wouldn't do that now though.

[Classic Jorge]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

This was early 1990s

[Ashberto]

Such is my recollection of said contraptions. They may have improved over the intervening decades, tbf.

[Berni]

My friend, the world is now your deep-fried oyster*

NB Don't deep fry oysters. That would be criminal.

[eastgermanautos]

With decides her ass looks fat and sends it back because she has amazon price.

[eastgermanautos]

[Pat Vegas]

if I fried something in the pan.

And the stuff doesn't come out oily.

[Berni]

Basically, it was like a 2 foot long chip. Amazing.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

positively unholy.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[eastgermanautos]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm going there.

[Berni]

kinds, crispy wontons, spring rolls...

I am just so excited for you, f :-)

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Also, oyster tempura.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

allow anything with a batter to sit on the bottom of the basket? :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

They weren't bad, but I still maintain you can't beat a raw oyster.

[Brentwood]

[Berni]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

of the Gods Fash.

[Pat Vegas]