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Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-29-2016, 03:23 PM
I feel I'm a pretty relaxed, accepting sort of chap, and lefties playing lefty bingo usually draws no more from me than a wry smile. But this ridiculous bird has gone too far now.

She starts out apparently not unkeen on the cock, because she successfully spawned. Realising that no good leftard can be engaged in demeaning 'labour' whilst there are benefits to claim, she packs up work in order to enjoy full time moaning about how cold and malnourished her child is. Next she notices that she is missing a trick as far as her sexuality is concerned and quickly joins the lesbonians, getting down, as it were, with thon fat dyke McCavity. She almost immediately remembers that she has been raped. Not once, but twice! And not just old-fashioned manrape, no, of course Jack has been raped by a man AND by a woman. Imagine the daftard's confusion when being mentally ill and pretending to be a different sex became all the rage; of course, she immediately realised that she isn't a lesbian after all, no, she is a boy, no, not a boy, something in the middle, plus, she wants her tits chopped off. On the NHS, no doubt.

Guess what? The dumb bitch has now managed to win her brave battle against 'meat addicition' and gone vegan.

Lefty bingo full f**king house.

At this rate we're going to be down to me and Laurie Penny, and that's no sort of orgy at all :-(

Classic Jorge
01-29-2016, 03:25 PM
Your poor jaw

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-29-2016, 03:30 PM
She's not going for a wax every week, is she?

Classic Jorge
01-29-2016, 03:32 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-29-2016, 03:33 PM

Berni
01-29-2016, 03:36 PM
She'll probably end up having a failed suicide attempt, faking an illness or killing someone Munchausen's by proxy-style just to give herself something else to talk about.

Mind you, it is an interesting decision by a food writer to immediately rule out all the most interesting ingredients from her recipes and still expect people to employ her/buy her books.

Berni
01-29-2016, 03:37 PM

Berni
01-29-2016, 03:39 PM
You really mustn't despair.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-29-2016, 03:41 PM
I'd rather go back to Polly Toynbee.

Berni
01-29-2016, 03:42 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-29-2016, 03:44 PM
She'd stab you while you slept.

Berni
01-29-2016, 03:46 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-29-2016, 03:54 PM
Rather than off.

Berni
01-29-2016, 04:04 PM
To be honest, I've never been entirely clear on just how consensual this fantasy of yours was anyway.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-29-2016, 04:13 PM
I don't suppose it would make much difference, anyway. All PIV is rape, after all.