It's no good, I'm going to ahve to self-medicate.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01298/bacon-sandwich_1298224c.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Plenty of butter on the bread to melt into the bacon grease.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I need to have full control of the dose.

[Berni]

Also, the lady in Homebase car park will happily put a sausage and and egg in there and call you 'darling'.