f**king Facebook

[Classic Jorge]

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/v/t1.0-9/10387627_649152128503096_7622602874746948392_n.jpg ?oh=c25fd2db076ec33a24f2de950e990251&oe=5730461E

[Berni]

person on Facebook - and as we know, that involves some stiff competition.

So, for instance, she'll post a picture of herself with some friends from a while ago and accompany it with a message like:

'Such happy memories. Hard to believe two of these people would betray me just 18 months later'

Or she'll post something like: 'It's amazing to me that some people can smile at you while stabbing you in the back' :hehe:

She is barking mad.

[Classic Jorge]

Though that image is breathtakingly f**king annoying for so many reasons, it makes designers cry, it makes anybody with a rudementary grasp of the english language cry....

Quite frankly it's the perfect storm of needy, irritating ****e

[Ashberto]

You have 17 notifications of banal, needy and narcissistic ****, 3 messages which you won't even find because this alert will only take you to a page of people you have never heard of trying to friend you, and two people have commented on a photo you have been tagged in that you wish had not been taken let alone published on the sodding interwebs.

Though the group messaging is useful. Yes, I know other systems are available but everyone has that one.