Jorge! - What is this about you driving a fackin Jag? Say it ain't so comrade

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Classic Jorge]

It's not won of those new fangled wons that dont look like Jags though, in short it's a very beautiful thing.

[Pat Vegas]

He has 3 choices so far.

Mercedes c class.
Mondeo
Passat


I know this is not particularly interesting to anywon but I am bored ****less

[Classic Jorge]

[IUFG]

one always needs a GBP505pa taxable car in the garage.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

fact a veritable gas guzzler that's frying the atmosphere.

For shame J ..FOR SHAME!

[Pat Vegas]

actually it has ridiculously great bootspace. Plus a shelf to make double ********FREE SPACE**********

[IUFG]

cheating German *******s?

There is a simple algorithm in life

drive a German car = you are a c**t

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

The emissions arent that bad, or so the garage tells me, but I dont really look at MPG because I've better things to do and anyway, petrol is sold in litres

[Classic Jorge]

You are aware it has been built by italians though, yes? Not knocking your motor but ideally you want something styled by Giacomo and Pierluigi and then sent over the alps for Fritz and Horst to actually build.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2481926/dave-angel-o.gif

[Pat Vegas]

However my wife will agree very easily.

We didn't need a new car. I saw it there and she thought we should buy it just on the basis of some photos.

I will slowly upscale from Fiat to Ferrarri.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

driving through a flood :-(

The flood in question already had about six abandoned cars in it. My son told her not to try - "Look, mum, some of those cars are bigger than this one - don't do it"

I loved that car Jorge :cry:

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

Presunably it was a very silty flood.

Was it a Passst or a Jag?

[redgunamo]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[redgunamo]

[IUFG]

quirky f**kers...

French cars? Citroen make some right old ****. I mean, WTF is this Cactus abortion?

http://images.car.bauercdn.com/upload/31807/images/02citroenc4cactusfop.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2481926/dave-angel-o.gif

[Classic Jorge]

http://wordpress.carthrottle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Fiat-Multipla-680x510.jpg

[Pat Vegas]

not a fan of french cars.
Some old Peugeot were cool but never liked the style.

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

https://www.classicdriver.com/sites/default/files/styles/full_width_slider/public/import/articlesv2/images/_uk/15406/Citroen_DS_Decapotable_driven_01pop.jpg?itok=M7Fhk qJX

[Berni]

f**kers" who seem to think that four-wheel drive vehicles are amphibious during the floods a few years ago and were genuinely disbelieving when he told them their cars were now write-offs.

[Classic Jorge]

I've no idea why people buy deisels, they all sound like Black Cabs

[Classic Jorge]

Though there was someone down by the river over xmas who said their car was sat there and that they'd "flooded it".

I didnt want to tell them they were wrong

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

half the price of petrol in France, where I used to do a lot of miles

[Pat Vegas]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

[barrybueno]

[barrybueno]

would be more dosh. Such are the planet savey spastics that set the rules :shrug:

[barrybueno]

to write off a fair few vehicles imo.

[Alexism - Atheoist]