Do I need a spiralizer?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What would I use it for?

[Berni]

They are ****e.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

and giving that a saute with a little garlic, perhaps. That sounds like quite a nice side dish, no? But courgette pasta just sounds rank.

[Berni]

Also, it only works on vegetables you can fit in the hole. You can't spirals a potato and then deep fry the results, worse luck.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Jake]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awEy7pFtmZc

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

the menopausal lefties who fancy him because he looks a bit exotic.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You can bet your life he eats is quinoa in the canteen with the Boy Owen.

Dangerous leftists, b. Don't you go getting soft on the *******s.

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Monty91]

I’m basically like a Bond femme fatale – you don’t know whether I’m going to f**k you or kill you.

[Berni]

some poor shirtlifter off a building, that's for sure.