I am now able to reveal an extract from the Sod. The private messages collection.

[Pat Vegas]

He didn't like LA :hehe:


Subject (WATCHDOG)
I'm thinking of writing to them about my sofa.
Got a dip at the back of one of the arms.
Their insurance bloke came round in 2010...said it's not covered in the policy. I say it's a structural fault.
Covered for pet damage though (!)
Financial ombudsman can't help.
Might write to Anne and her stiff face.
Nouthing to lose, I suppose


06-Jan-2012 - 01:43:pm Missed it

What's LA done?

Ignore that
It's Holness.


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What's happened?
My word.
Exactly the type of abuse for which others get banned.
I'd complain to Chris+ if I thought it'd do any good....but it wouldn't in t

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I said 'Hello get lost' to him, hoping that he'd forgotten that he'd put that as his real name.
Wanted him to start swearing and then for me to point it out.
Unfortunately he began with 'Hello mate....'

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20-Jan-2012 - 02:19:pm

My favourite new game....


Out-nerding LA in the field of stats. :hehe:

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22-Feb-2012 - 01:37:pm

Have I told you about that game I play?

The one where I come on here and then scroll down from the top to see how far I can get until a post from LA appears.

Lasted precisely 0.05 seconds today.
That was fun
:=(

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26-Sep-2012 - 11:19:am

I'm back to playing that game of mine.

See how long it takes before I spot LA's name on this site.
A world record equalling 0.0000000001 seconds today.
:shout:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

two men obsessed with tits.

[Berni]

Didn't know he had it up his nose for la. I wonder why?

[Pat Vegas]

06-Dec-2012 - 11:58:am

I've asked Monty twice if he's sent you the book.


He hasn't replied.

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15-Nov-2012 - 04:46:pm

My Irony emotions have just cone into overdrive....


I've just seen this...



It's a bit rich of him to claim it makes no difference whether or not Rich watching can have some effect on the outcome when he goes mad at so-called 'jinxing' posts and proclaiming that Sticky's affect the outcome of a match.
As Herr Floyd would say, "What a Rodney"!

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02-Nov-2012 - 02:37:pm

who's this nicholas rimmington guy?

:hehe:
where do you get such names from?!

[Pat Vegas]

or drinking session.

But lurked in the bushes.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There was a truly bizarre bloke who used to come to the pub sometimes, but I can't tell you who in case he's lurking. He gave my wife the proper creeps.

HE WAS A f**kING ODD HUMAN BEING.

[Berni]

[Luis Anaconda]

He always sent me nice pms

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, perved about young girls, and smelt bad.

Not Dorset.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Not Headgear.

Well yes Headgear, but I mean a different one.

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

24-Oct-2012 - 12:42:pm

I see

Ears is back in his boastful show-off mode.
:sleep:


Few more.

24-Sep-2012 - 03:48:pm

I discovered something the other month.

Keep schtum, although it's quite possibly something you already know, but I discovered that 'she' is 'Happily engaged'

07-May-2012 - 10:43:am

I see...

.it's modd and LA day on here today.
:rolleyes:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Ha! You missed it.

[Berni]

Hampsteads all over the place, as I recall.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Luis Anaconda]

ah memories

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Nothing to see here.

[Pat Vegas]

You had motive as in you didn't know he secretly hated you.

or did you

:sherlock: :sherlock: :sherlock:

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Ashberto]

Yes. He has bored many men and creeped-out many women.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'll have to delete this whole f**king thread.

[Classic Jorge]

I dont like to discriminate on the basis of sex

[Berni]

[Ashberto]

[The Tony]

The best is Mickey Pearce who gets regular job offers to write for various publications.


I've got a couple from people saying they're going to stab me if I keep posting as Modd or Rich. Quite flattering that people think I'm responsible for them.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

If you are, I think I left my watch in you

[Berni]

Some bloke called Joao has it now.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Ashberto]

I'm not fond of pizza for breakfast, though, so I cooked myself an Uitsmijter at home and met them in the pub. N and I did dine there with the Frimleys post-match a few weeks ago. Of course I'm not the person to ask whether an eaterie is any good or not.

[Luis Anaconda]

I had met Withnail very early for a drink though and it was a late kickoff

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Those Poles just couldn't do Eyetie food imo.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Pat Vegas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

A big one.

http://www.denederlandsedebatclub.nl//Uploaded_files/Nieuws/uitsmijterpunchline.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

In London, http://www.lagenovarestaurant.com/

Generally I like Italian food best in Italy, though. There's a place in Florence that I told monty to go to, the name of which now escapes me... :-(

[Pat Vegas]

[Pat Vegas]

Wasn't impressed :-(

There is a 70's looking place in Paddington which isn't bad.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

http://www.francoslondon.com/

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

In the Beckenham O'Neills disabled toilet.

Nah - we corresponded by post.

[Ashberto]

Small eggs, too. And I prefer the cheese toasted. And never trust green stuff sprinkled on food for it may be the dandruff of the devil.

Apart from that, yum!

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Pat Vegas]

Angel tube station.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

For 3 years we've been trying to work out whether he's alive or dead and all this time you've had his name and address? :yikes:

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

not exactly no. Invasion of privacy & all that.

[Ashberto]

Does a triffic english brekky for six quid. :cloud9:

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g186338-d6002 435-Reviews-Giovanni_s-London_England.html (http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g186338-d6002435-Reviews-Giovanni_s-London_England.html)

Oh, restaurant, you say.

[Pat Vegas]

if he doesn't reply he's dead.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

thank God you didn't invade his privacy.

Sometimes the English are very, very strange.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

Hopefully.

[Pat Vegas]

What the f**k you are doing.

You may say, Can I help you? Or You alright there mate?

[Berni]

You've either got to be very good or very bad to have a website that bad.

[Pat Vegas]

He's on the floor as a skeleton with Awimb on his webpage stood frozen in time.

And with Only fools and horses still on loop.

[Berni]

everyone is.

A man's home is his own, inner sanctum. Would you just let anyone penetrate your inner sanctum?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I used to lunch there a couple of tiems a year, and have seen Michael Caine, Sophia Loren, Roger Moore and Michael Winner on seperate occasions. The average customer age is about 93. They have a trolley of hors d'oeuvres...

It's f**king brilliant.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

of it disappointed me.

They gave me Veal Milanese, but not only did it not have any spaghetti on the side, they didn't even give me any chips. :-(

****ers.

[Pat Vegas]

like he knew me well and ignored my mate.

mistaken identity or he's a faker.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'd give it a go, but I have plans for the next couple of meals in town.

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

Or hello Mr Sod I am from the people's post code lottery.

Mr Sod doesn't live here anymore.

[Berni]

You can breathe booze and garlic on him as he measures your chest.

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

I am scared what we might find.

Or he'll have a common name like John Smith.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The fact that he could be dying AS WE SPEAK is of no concern to Mr Privacy Warrior.

[Pat Vegas]

to a dead bloke.

:shrug: I can't see the problem.

He's strangely cagey about this. He had his address and now nobody ever seen him again :sherlock:

[Ashberto]

serving them by midday. He'd rather quickly dollop out some lasagne or another dish he's been cooking since 5.30am than have to construct a breakfast. He glares at the clock to see if it's gone 12:30 so he can refuse me.

[Berni]

there? That way no privacy is intruded upon and our concersn are allayed. Or confirmed.

[Pat Vegas]

But he take's it all seriously and ruins it.

[Bergkamp's Brain]