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Monty91
01-26-2016, 01:07 PM
started mowing people down with gunfire, it would literally be utterly, utterly expected.

I know you could say that about being in any urban centre, but when you’re in such a concentrated area for a high profile event like a football match, you can't help feeling you’re playing fast and loose with the laws of probability.

'Neg
01-26-2016, 01:11 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-26-2016, 01:12 PM
The security services are constantly foiling their 'plots', which, of course, one would expect if intricate operations are being planned.

But just how hard can it be for a bearded loony to buy himself an AK-47 and a couple of clips of ammunition aned wander around the outside of the Emirates at 2:45?

They must lack imagination.

Herbette Chapman - aged 15
01-26-2016, 01:14 PM
blow up a football ground on Saturday afternoon? Turns out there were unwritten rules* that our security forces had agreed with them so we knew they wouldn't do it.

*I am connected

IUFG
01-26-2016, 01:16 PM
start with those Arsenal Fan TV knobs . . .

Monty91
01-26-2016, 01:17 PM
deduct a few virgins? It’s little surprise they find it hard to find the staff with such a lack of transparency over the terms and conditions.

Jake
01-26-2016, 01:19 PM

Brentwood
01-26-2016, 01:20 PM
checks, or just walk through Liverpool St station at rush hour

Monty91
01-26-2016, 01:26 PM
a steward.

They do the job voluntarily, yes? What’s going on there? :-

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-26-2016, 01:41 PM
There must be hundreds of eager suicidals waiting to have a go. They should be told just to go postal individually, at random. If there were attacks happening in London 3 times a day, that would be real terror. Being afraid to go to Tesco, or wait in a bus queue, or buy petrol.

I shall have a word forthwith and put them right.

Ashberto
01-26-2016, 01:52 PM
Yes, they blew up the odd pub, but mainly it was military targets like yer old man. You could negotiate with them via a proper command structure and ultimately there was a tangible thing they wanted (their country back). The conflict could eventually be ended and was ended when they knew they couldn't win, but could gain a share of power.

These rabid Allans OTOH are just a load of sexually-repressed and f**ked-up young men venting their rage through spasms of violence, with no end game in sight. Ever.

Ashberto
01-26-2016, 01:54 PM
You.

Pokster
01-26-2016, 01:55 PM

Monty91
01-26-2016, 01:58 PM
love :shrug:

Ashberto
01-26-2016, 02:04 PM
A couple of weeks ago a Saints fan at work was saying how their players are all ****, the manager's ****, the club is **** and the owner is ****.

Then they win three games in a row, are three points behind Man Utd and everything is rosy again.

Berni
01-26-2016, 02:12 PM
And it is actually relatively difficult - and very expensive - to get hold of assault rifles in this country. Belgium not so much.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-26-2016, 02:15 PM
Even a pistol. You (if you were an Allan) could just wander into Tesco, shoot the nearest 8 people, pop in a fresh magazine, shoot some more, then either wander off home or shoot yourself in the swede. 5 Allans a day doing that would soon cause some proper panic.

I don't think they're committed enough, tbh.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
01-26-2016, 02:18 PM

Brentwood
01-26-2016, 02:19 PM
of Smints, which are actually cyanide

Or they could probably steal a lion from Billy Smart's circus and let it loose

Berni
01-26-2016, 02:24 PM
Mind you, the sort of people who would queue up for free samples of Smints deserve an agonising death.