A "national" funeral for this man - Canadians are weird. Sorry p

[Luis Anaconda]

Rene Angelil, her husband and manager, died of throat cancer on January 14 at the age of 73. He had discovered Dion, now 47, when she was 12.

[Classic Jorge]

https://permanentplastichelmet.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/nonce-sense.jpg

Mind you, we had a national funeral for diana, a woman who managed to get preggers from the correct sperm 50pc of the time and would gladly jump in the sack with anybody who knew a polo pony from a polo mint.

[Berni]

He probably left it a good two or three years, tbf.

[Luis Anaconda]

She still would have looked like Celine Dion though - so definitely a wrong un