Septics, kindly explain.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

How did a country that produced statesmen of the calibre of FDR, Eisenhower and JFK now be on the brink of choosing between The maniac Trump and the harridan Clinton?

Are these really the best you have?

(I say this in the full knowledge that there is something of a beam in my own eye, what with our current PM hardly being of the calibre of Churchill, MacMillan or Thatcher. But he does at least look as though he can dress himself unaided.)

[Ashberto]

to put a beam in an eye. I mean, a beam is a big f**k-off piece of wood several feet long, while an eye is a small organic instrument for detecting photons. What's going on?

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

of beam injuries, eyes have evolved to bve small enough to keep the beams out.

You still need to be careful of RSJs imo.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Great Statesman; our very own Winston was hardly normal, was he? And even Lord Sir Willie of the Hague, our Greatest Ever Politician, once voluntarily put as baseball cap on. No, Trump's issue isn't that he is certifiably insance, it's that he is no statesman. He lacks bottom.

[Classic Jorge]

She's a decent speaker, she's not just another rich white guy and crucially, she isnt a jabbering maniac who cannot conjure up a sentence that parses.

[Luis Anaconda]

phrase and left a lot of rich man with the hump

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Most people have mastered that by age 5.

What exactly is wrong with being a rich white guy?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I expect it will in places be quite funny.

Perhaps not for those that take politics seriously.

[Berni]

Anyway, she's a haddock-faced old termagant.

[Berni]

like him.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

he has allegedly sexually assaulted. Allegedly.

[Classic Jorge]

In short, the rich-white-guy is basically the root of all of our problems. Especially the 55-75 ones.

So, apart from not being a rich-white-guy - though she loves a pant suit - Hillary also has the experience of being a state governor, secretary of state and the firsl lady.

She's clearly got the job spec nailed.

[Berni]

Actually, in Bill's case, it surely can't be 'Gentleman', can it?

[Classic Jorge]

diversity bingo palin is incidentally the name of sarah's latest granddaughter.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

She is a rape-enabler. Do women's rights mean nothing to you?

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Anyway, dont doleshame me!

To sum up, Hillary could be the boston strangler with dementia and she'd still be more qualified than trump.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

http://i.imgur.com/mXx88.gif

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Phwoar.

[Berni]

Although I suspect the pillow talk would be painful.

Speaking of which, did you see Laurie 'Genderqueer' Penny spouting nonsense in today's Grauniad?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/Sarah_Palin_Kuwait_Crop2.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

https://usatelections.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/bobdole-kansas.jpg?w=1000&h=666

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Is she a lady who thinks she's a man but like to do sexy with ladies? A man who thinks she is a lady who likes to do sexy with ladies? A lady who likes to do sexy with men and ladies? I just can't work it out.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's almost as if they have about 47,000 people offering advice.

[Berni]

[Berni]

Well. Sort of .

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

http://reaganpluscats.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/George-Bush-Phone.jpg

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What? :-(

[Luis Anaconda]

http://dignifiedgrace.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/jesuswept.jpeg

[Classic Jorge]

That'll make the first gender neurtal visit by a chinese president awkward.

[Berni]

I am, as you can see. right up with all these terms.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

"It's a fine old person, xe never failes an MOT. Only one careful person owner"

[Alexism - Atheoist]

Clinton, nope, can't and won't defend her either. She's where Repubs were 20 years ago.

Feel the Bern, C.

Edited to add:
Perhaps I should have been more explicit in noting that it was Bern, not Berni, given the panicked pm I just received from him. You really should apologize.