So they've moved our game against Leicester to 14 February.

[Berni]

Hmmm. Tricky. I've got my first cricket nets from 11 until 1. Now I'll have to go and watch the game afterwards at the club and sink several pints.

Valentine's isn't looking too clever imo. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Pat Vegas]

as that's they day I am f**king off to Los Angeles.

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

What's Capriccio, btw?

[Pat Vegas]

or a restaurant in Edgware.

[redgunamo]

While waiting for the Australians to bowl him out, I suppose.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Please note I do not mean that in any disparaging way, a fight I am not seeking. Simply put are you not a bit old for Valentine’s day and all shenanigans associated with it.

Let’s be clear, it’s utter *******s.

p.s. Leicester game. Bad form. But for the grace of God I would have been attending and now truly f**ked.

[Berni]

However, the current wife insists on it. I'm trying to lower her expectations year by year, but it's still early days.

[Berni]

average better than 45.

Opera, though. red. For pity's sake! :-( She might as well cut your nuts off.

[redgunamo]

My father always taught me, a man who doesn't know his arias from his Elgars can never be a real man.

I was eleven years old when he took me to Glyndebourne for the first time. To the old house.

[Berni]

others bore the arse off me.

[redgunamo]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Ashberto]

"We know when it comes to the TV companies it’s a case of he who pays the piper calls the tune, but the piper is a massive **** playing a Phil Collins song, and something has to give."

[Luis Anaconda]

[Ashberto]

Another 5 minutes in the pub.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]