f**king hell! They could at least give it a lick of paint, couldn't they?

[Berni]

Mind you, it's slightly alarming that it's been handled enough for the paint to be peeling off. :-O

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/12113193/Trid ent-The-man-with-the-nuclear-button-who-would-fire-Britains- missiles.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/12113193/Trident-The-man-with-the-nuclear-button-who-would-fire-Britains-missiles.html)

[Ashberto]

Now there's a nice alliterative oxymoron.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

"As you are reading this, you have been unable to contact Her Majesty's Government and must assume that the UK has been the subject of a nuclear strike. Here are my instructions. Just to ensure that not one single filthy bourgeois English person is left alive, deliver all your weapons into the smouldering wreckage of the United Kingdom. Red Front!"

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Ashberto]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

They're very irascible, aren't they?

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[barrybueno]

[pjlincs]

[Berni]

Oh, f**k. Let's hope he never decides to play Scalextric :-(

[Berni]

than the average air rifle you see at a funfair.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]