Terrific bit of press conference #bantz

[Classic Jorge]

Reporter: "Arsenal... I mean, Arsene...?"

Wenger: "I'm not Arsenal!"

Reporter: "You're almost.."





Oh bless, he basically is, isnt he?

[Monty91]

Certainly feels like Man Utd have suffered from an identity crisis since Fungusbum left.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Monty91]

[Rich]

[Brentwood]

[Classic Jorge]

He's basically rebuilt the club in his image, brick by brick by unpainted concrete slab.

In fact, I'd go as far as to say there are virtually no managers who have built such a legacy in their time at a club.

Of course, we'll see how much of that turns to ashes the moment he leaves us.

:cry:

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

It helps that I don't have any liking for Jack Wilshere, I suppose.

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I like the chap very much. His chavtendencies are unfortunate but not overwhelming.

[Berni]

I dislike the fellow. That's it.

[Ashberto]

Have we discussed Chelsea's proposed design? I must admit it is ... erm, bold and interesting. Hideous from far but the arches look impressive close up.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Standing there, he was, foot in a cast and two crutches.

When I smiled at him, he smiled back. A little sheepishly, to be fair.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

I dont think it's waxing too lyrical to say he's done all of that

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Ashberto]