You guys are bigots. Of course they've got to be allowed back in.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

http://s11.postimg.org/b3bbzfrlr/luv.jpg (http://postimg.org/image/b3bbzfrlr/)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Who can afford all that nonsense, though?

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

One wonders about tiresome issues of legality. I suppose we could simply pass a law? Or perhaps simply do it discreetly.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

A bad bunch I tell you. The birch would be too good for them.

[Berni]

Turkey, perhaps?

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Thewy don't have proper laws, passed by parliament.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

You can't take a conviction in a French court seriously, can you?

[Monty91]

At around the age 8 or 9, I picked up the phrase “go suck” but was unaware of its connotations and thought it was derived from "you suck".

I took to shouting it to my mum whenever I was annoyed with her, oblivious to the fact that I was basically telling her to go and suck on a big fat dick. I was mortified when I realised.

Although thinking about it, she always looked rather sheepish when I used it :rubchin:

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Berni]

I say that in a nice way.

[Luis Anaconda]

Mind you, at least she had a smart answer to the question, "Where do babies come from"

[Monty91]

when I was naughty, haven't I.

"Escapology? He's gonna need to learn escapology?"

https://brightsatanicmill.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/beattie.jpg

[Berni]

I'm not going to ask if you like being tied up during sex. I'm just not.

[Berni]

[Monty91]

sex I am a man of very, very simple needs.

I’m pathalogically repressed, aren’t I :-(

[Berni]

held back and that the dam may one day burst in an uncontrollable tsunami of priapism?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

f**king ****.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]