Please wear a vest if you are going out today. You'll catch your death if you don't

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

A string one of course. Maybe Thermals too. Red ones only

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/2/2b/Nick-bombs30.jpg/600px-Nick-bombs30.jpg

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Classic Jorge]

I can, sort of, but it's patchier than Chris Whyte's barnet

['Neg]

[Classic Jorge]

It's almost as if I dont fit the description at all.

Are you watching Eintracht Braunschweig v Rot-Weiss Essen later?

[Monty91]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/men-seeking-plaus ible-beard-exit-strategy-2014041685787 (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/men-seeking-plausible-beard-exit-strategy-2014041685787)

[Luis Anaconda]

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/632618134713835520/4LC0yT_g.jpg

[Pokster]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

or common sense. You need more than a flat cap sir

[Luis Anaconda]

http://www.halinaking.co.uk/Location/Yorkshire/Frames/Images/Compo.gif

[Pokster]

[Luis Anaconda]