On the subject of female hirsuteness: you should have seen the hairy arse I once encountered on an

[Mo Britain less Europe]

otherwise not particularly hirsute girl from Wigan.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Mo Britain less Europe]

Who had a forest on her upper shanks
She had prodigious hair
Growing wild everywhere
For which perverted Mo gave her thanks

[barrybueno]

Who went up north for a ho
He booked up with Mary
Her arse was well hairy
So he happily did all his dough

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[bostonbrian]

He couldn't rhyme for ****

[barrybueno]

Who had a big mouth like a lion
He had no class
And when he said he liked Arse
His mates thought he was an iron

[Supermac1976]