View Full Version : Babies are a bit ****, aren't they? Eat, sleep, ****, cry. When does it get more interesting?
Billy Goat Sverige
01-19-2016, 11:59 AM
Classic Jorge
01-19-2016, 12:04 PM
redgunamo
01-19-2016, 12:05 PM
:-|
Billy Goat Sverige
01-19-2016, 12:07 PM
tone it down :-|
Classic Jorge
01-19-2016, 12:07 PM
Berni
01-19-2016, 12:11 PM
or tell you they've decided to marry an Allan and convert to Islam.
You want to keep 'interesting' at arm's length.
Brentwood
01-19-2016, 12:18 PM
I forgot how much they cry and need changing :-(
Pat Vegas
01-19-2016, 12:20 PM
save money on presents in the long term.
Brentwood
01-19-2016, 12:22 PM
Billy Goat Sverige
01-19-2016, 12:22 PM
hospital for 2 weeks in a tiny room sleeping on a fold up bed. The changing table was right beside where my bed folded out and twice during the two weeks he managed to project **** about 1.5 metres and all over my bed. So not only was i getting up during the night to change his arse but also had to change my bed :hehe: The hospital also didn't provide food in the premature unit and it was a shared kitchen for everyone. There was a Somali family there and every night there'd be around 8 or 9 of the c**ts in the kitchen cooking up dinner. I lived off shop bought sandwiches and kexchoklad for two weeks :-|
Pat Vegas
01-19-2016, 12:23 PM
Time it well again. and double savings.
Billy Goat Sverige
01-19-2016, 12:26 PM
put unrinsed stuff in the dishwasher ffs. The kitchen was filthy after they used it.
Pat Vegas
01-19-2016, 12:27 PM
in hospitals.
Billy Goat Sverige
01-19-2016, 12:29 PM
filipino women here are kept housewives. Swedish men love themselves a good little mail order bride.
Dutch Gooner
01-19-2016, 12:29 PM
right in front of the only hooker street your town has :clap:
Brentwood
01-19-2016, 12:33 PM
while my wife stayed with the baby in the hospital hotel
You put yours outside to sleep in the pram yet? -14 here and she's out there sleeping
Billy Goat Sverige
01-19-2016, 12:36 PM
He was warm, toasty and fast asleep while i was freezing my *******s off.
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