Babies are a bit ****, aren't they? Eat, sleep, ****, cry. When does it get more interesting?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

[redgunamo]

:-|

[Billy Goat Sverige]

tone it down :-|

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

or tell you they've decided to marry an Allan and convert to Islam.

You want to keep 'interesting' at arm's length.

[Brentwood]

I forgot how much they cry and need changing :-(

[Pat Vegas]

save money on presents in the long term.

[Brentwood]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

hospital for 2 weeks in a tiny room sleeping on a fold up bed. The changing table was right beside where my bed folded out and twice during the two weeks he managed to project **** about 1.5 metres and all over my bed. So not only was i getting up during the night to change his arse but also had to change my bed :hehe: The hospital also didn't provide food in the premature unit and it was a shared kitchen for everyone. There was a Somali family there and every night there'd be around 8 or 9 of the c**ts in the kitchen cooking up dinner. I lived off shop bought sandwiches and kexchoklad for two weeks :-|

[Pat Vegas]

Time it well again. and double savings.

[Rich]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

put unrinsed stuff in the dishwasher ffs. The kitchen was filthy after they used it.

[Pat Vegas]

in hospitals.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

filipino women here are kept housewives. Swedish men love themselves a good little mail order bride.

[Dutch Gooner]

right in front of the only hooker street your town has :clap:

[Brentwood]

while my wife stayed with the baby in the hospital hotel

You put yours outside to sleep in the pram yet? -14 here and she's out there sleeping

[Billy Goat Sverige]

He was warm, toasty and fast asleep while i was freezing my *******s off.

[PSRB]