When are Coquelin and Cazorla due back? Flamini's clearly shattered.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He's done well, hasn't he? For a player written off as an absolute waste of space. If we do go on and win it, it will be due in no small measure to his ability to do a slightly sub-Coquelin Coquelin impression for a couple of months.

Furthermore, I rather like his sleves-rolled-up-pointing-and-shouting schtick.

[Classic Jorge]

LANS!

[PSRB]

even when there is no runner on an overlap! :hehe:

[Classic Jorge]

Is it my imagination or could he put in more than a decent shift as a striker if called upon?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

This hipsterism is all well and good, but if it renders you utterly incomprehensible to those around you, you're going to end up alone and lonely :-(

[Luis Anaconda]

of course he is **** though :rolleyes:

[Classic Jorge]

Frank Cockburn will return promptly and will be like a new signing (LANS).

Now, are you regarding my ladyfriend? May I enquire as to whether it was your good self who upended my tincture?

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.nacion.com/deportes/futbol-costa-rica/Joel-Campbell-Alajuelense-futbolista-Facebook_LNCIMA20130723_0127_5.jpg

[Monty91]

Not as bad as this woman, who can't stop shouting out the name of a Barcelona midfielder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jmTlQld2Z8

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Monty91]

You get a wheelchair for having tourettes?

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Missed opportunity, there :-(

[Classic Jorge]

Not at all like those wons in the keith allan won who kept shouting about bombs.

I can imagine that lad's been sweating about things a bit more in recent years.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

the NHS or welfare cuts.

'I've got diabetes, Down's Syndrome and the galloping pox!'

''m retarded, a lesbian man and suffer from a rare illness which I actually made up.'

'Gluten intolerant, wonky eye, depressed.'

They can never have one complaint. It has to be a whole litany of genetic wimp outs.

[Monty91]

To be honest, the biscuit thing is no worse than my son when we introduced him to these:

http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/0418946_PE575941_S5.JPG

[Supermac1976]

https://youtu.be/McXPssyYlO0

Mind I'm not sure how you can tell him apart from a normal scotch, as wandering around shouting random expletives seems to be a national pastime up there ...

[Berni]

a bit detached from themselves. Which I'm pretty sure everyone's felt now and again. But now it's a disorder, apparently.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depersonalization_disorder

The world has gone totally f**king gay if you ask me. With no offence meant to the LGBTI community.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

Mind you, you're allowed to have a pop at the scotch anyway.

http://assets.catawiki.nl/assets/2013/5/17/1/1/0/1106c5a2-bef1-11e2-850a-711dcec06484.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

you're always othering the questioning/queers, you.

[Berni]

form, I think. but still young enough to spend most of the lunch hour and break time regaling each other with his greatest hits such as 'F.UCKING....NESCAFE!' and 'MUM, YOU C.UNT!', not mention his genius for spitting in his sister's dinner.

It was almost as good a time as when Joey Deacon first spazzed his way into our hearts.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Them. Not you.

Decadence. Roman empire. The job's f**ked.

[Berni]

Although I think that would be a good name for a TV programme.

[Jake]

[Classic Jorge]

My kid has a downs chap in her class, lovely little guy who is loved by all and completely accepted without question.

If they'd stuck him on CBBC and made a cause out of him I imagine it may be a little different though.

[Berni]

They were mostly with the bumming and eating guinea pigs, I think.

It sounds like a basic whitey or a hangover-based panic attack to me.

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/dec/29/deperso nalisation-lost-my-body (http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/dec/29/depersonalisation-lost-my-body)

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

I can't make out what the f**k he's on about, but his mates seem to understand him. It's quite sweet, really - almost enough to make me feel bad about all the Joey jokes we used to make.

[Classic Jorge]

I suppose they could have Sandi Toksvig and yer man from Pineapple Dance studios as captains.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Pineapple Dance Studios going around the country asking big questions about life, death and the universe.

[Berni]

[Berni]

Sat right opposite me he was. I had to keep smiling at him. I must have looked like a nonce with very niche tastes. :-(

[Classic Jorge]

Or unnaturally, if you're very religious, or not greek.

[Classic Jorge]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/ebccgr8p0aqv5sbr8rfg.gif

[PSRB]

the one from the header was superb as well

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What the f**k is going on? :cry:

[Luis Anaconda]

[Luis Anaconda]

*should we qualify

[Berni]

We must have looked a right pair of c**ts.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Christ. What a pair.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

still pretty tame. As ever, things were fine and dandy until we got to The Beaufort Bar.

[Classic Jorge]

Mind you, when he and his wife get together it can be moidah!

[Berni]

apple tea in mine. Mind you, you don't get any dribblers in my barbers. And Sir C's barber didn't give him hot towels and a rub and tug like my Turks do.

[Classic Jorge]

He was showing me photos of his 17yr old sister.

"You chentlement, she nice, yes?!"

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I told you at the time, I said, 'This is a mistake.'

[Berni]

a bottle of claret. However did that slip my mind?

I remember being struck by how badly the barman's uniform fit. :-(

[Berni]

[Jake]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

think. Takes me back to the mess in 1938 :-(

[Classic Jorge]

I feel bad now, I cant help but feel she's been cursed to a life of sexual servitutde.

[Berni]

I'm sure as she spits out the rank seed of yet another balding, pot-bellied Yorkshireman of dubious genital hygiene, she can console herself with the thought that it's better than a Wednesday night in Ploesti.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03437/alan-titchmarsh-WE_3437029b.jpg

[Berni]

You could have refined it yourself in that time.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Romanian chaps roaming around scowling at each other, three feet of snow at the side of the road, and, parked opposite, a car load of Securitate lads staring at me :-(

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]