I do wish Major Tim Peake would f**k right off.

[Berni]

More than he has already, I mean.

Surprised no-one's tried some cheesy 'Major Tim/Major Tom' Bowie cash-in, tbh.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Let's all try to be a bit nicer. Can't we?

All this piss bitter moaning is bringing me down, man.

[redgunamo]

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[Berni]

Also, I don't like the way he grins all the time. It makes me suspect he's some sort of Christian.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Berni]

Amazing to me that you've got so far in life without knowing the difference, tbh.

['Neg]

it's nothing like in the movies.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Everyone has the right to do their thing, surely?

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Berni]

not wandering around in the Sea, am I, dozy?

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

I'm sorry. I've just had two boiled eggs and a satsuma for lunch and I'm grumpy.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Have you re-enfattened yourself? :-(

[Berni]

my calorific intake had not declined to allow for the shift. Waistbands had started to tighten mysteriously and shirts were starting to get uncomfortably snug.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm leaving the odd few pounds until spring.

[Berni]

mine never to buy clothes purely to accommodate weight gain, I chose the former.

Never again the 'fat clothes'/'thin clothes' dichotomy for me.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

mine never to buy clothes purely to accommodate weight gain, I chose the former.

Never again the 'fat clothes'/'thin clothes' dichotomy for me.

[Berni]

a touch uncomfortable. Time to act.