Is it wrong that I quite enjoy the food at Ikea

[Pat Vegas]

60p for a hotdog yes please.

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

to make you feel at home.

[Berni]

distressing that we seem to find it so difficult to such a simple thing well in this country.

The sausage must be larger than the bun, the bun must have some integrity, the onions must be crispy and there must be mustard and ketchup. That's it.

How hard is that to do properly?

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

That would have been in the mid 90s though, so they, or I, may have changed.

[Classic Jorge]

Ken? Bren? Den? Ren?

[Classic Jorge]

Those new wons are just confusing with their wee paper cups for sauce

[Berni]

real name on it. This confuses them.

[Pat Vegas]

you were clive yesterday. Yes but now I am bruce.

[Berni]

permission. If that makes me a snob, then so be it.

[Pat Vegas]

you used to find in Borders.

[Berni]

white wine, porcini (plus its soaking liquor), and passata.

I'll bet they were nicer than IKEAs.

[Pat Vegas]

start demanding your order.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

How they manage this, I've no idea.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

the cashier reads to the kitchen and they all shout it back.

XL, ... XL
Mushrooms.... Mushrooms


:-( It's so embarrassing in England. In the US you'd accept it as it's sort of normal.

[Berni]

And giving you a recipe in the process. But if you're going to be like that about it..harumph.

I said 'Harrumph!', sir! Good day!

[Berni]

It can't be right that, if I want another glass of wine, I have to go up and queue at a counter, can it?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Pat Vegas]

only to then get up and then order and pay. Then they gave me a stick with a green chicken on it, :shrug:

They give me a glass for my drink. I see plates I take some plates as I assume I need them.

The bring the food over an it's on plates :shrug: